QuoteWeekly World News sources inside Apple say that Jobs is hiding the real reason for his treatments: He wants undergo radical hormone replacement in order to make a run to become California's first female governor in 2010. This is in contrary to the recent debacle at MacWorld, where hackers announced his supposed death.

"Steve Jobs has been a longtime supporter of women's and transgender rights as CEO of Apple," claims the source. "This move to do a total sex change upgrade speaks to his commitment to quality and strict hardware standards."

Jobs is forgoing the keynote speech at MacWorld in order to continue hormone therapy, and prepare for the gubernatorial race, which would pit Jobs against steroid user Arnold Schwarzenegger and perhaps former eBay CEO Meg Whitman (reportedly also woman) for the top job in the Golden State.