Quote from: tekla on January 13, 2009, 09:42:12 PM
I like my slavery the old fashioned American way, Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben.

OMG.  At Holiday World, which is quite possibly the whitest and most evangelical theme park in the US (but it's cheap and the drinks are free!), they have a toy collection that contains a lot of toys from that time period...very 'mammy'...

quite possibly the whitest and most evangelical theme park in the US

And here I was thinking that was the Republican Convention.

what else is slaved?

Diamonds.

Sex - there's a sex slave trade, apparently.  What kind of freak looks a person in the eye as they abuse them?

some clothing is slaved.

So, you can wear sweatshop suits with diamond cuff links while chugging sweetened mocha while somebody's son or daughter pleasures you.  While you pet a puppy mill puppy with one hand while soaking your feet in a bucket of fried caged chicken.

[...and it was then that the ship was boarded by pirates]


In chapter 4, the slaves revolt, but no one tells them when it's supposed to happen.

If you want coffee made from beans that that weren't harvested by slaves, you can always go for Kopi Luwak -- then instead of tasting the slavery -- 

I'm afraid you have missed the point. If we can't taste the slavery then we will not partake at all.

Quote from: Rebis on January 14, 2009, 07:27:06 PM
I'm afraid you have missed the point. If we can't taste the slavery then we will not partake at all.

I think this is why Pica does not drink it....

Quote from: Jaimey on January 13, 2009, 09:54:43 PM

Quote from: tekla on January 13, 2009, 09:42:12 PM
I like my slavery the old fashioned American way, Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben.

OMG.  At Holiday World, which is quite possibly the whitest and most evangelical theme park in the US (but it's cheap and the drinks are free!), they have a toy collection that contains a lot of toys from that time period...very 'mammy'...

http://www.holidayworld.com/

?

If that is the place, where can I see the whiteness and evangelicalness so I can lul my pants off?

QuoteNo solicitation or unapproved distribution of literature on park property.

O_O

Pica needs to enslave someone and see how enjoyable it is.  Maybe hang out at the docks and shang hai some sailor and force the guy to do Pica's housework.

That's the tase of slavery.

Quote from: Alyssa M. on January 14, 2009, 03:23:21 PM
If you want coffee made from beans that that weren't harvested by slaves, you can always go for Kopi Luwak -- then instead of tasting the slavery -- 

perhaps the civits were pressed into "service"; thus slavery coffee with a twist. I'll bet they are tired of eating coffee beans. someone, somewhere, has got to look out for the poor, abused civits!

Slavery is supposed to be cheap. That civet poo coffee is anything but cheap.

Diamonds are not only salved, but support terrorism.  A real two for one.

Quote from: tekla on January 14, 2009, 11:10:13 PM
Diamonds are not only salved, but support terrorism.  A real two for one.

I gots ta get me a piece of that action 

Diamonds are not only a girl's best friend, but you can use them to crack glass and do great B&E type stuff too.

If you don't like your coffee or diamonds you can send them to me. I only like espresso and French roast. I do feel for the mistreatment of people who work their tails off for near nothing. I did enough of that myself. That won't stop me from making a cappacino

Quote from: tekla on January 15, 2009, 01:25:41 AM
Diamonds are not only a girl's best friend, but you can use them to crack glass and do great B&E type stuff too.

You appear to be the mentor we've been searching for all our lives.


    Sometimes I sell my house and buy as many blood diamonds as possible then throw them into the sea so that I can buy another batch (after working 20 years to own another house).
    I'm not a fool, however. I take the time to taste the blood and sweat and suffering by completely licking each diamond.

You should see my tongue.      see?

Quote from: tekla on January 13, 2009, 09:42:12 PM
I like my slavery the old fashioned American way, Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben.

*has a bite of delicious Coon Chicken*

Quote from: Heartwood on January 14, 2009, 07:56:37 PM
If that is the place, where can I see the whiteness and evangelicalness so I can lul my pants off?
O_O

It's more scary than funny...   There was a girl working there named "Rapture".  So weird.  But we keep going back...

Quote from: Rebis on January 15, 2009, 07:59:23 AM
You should see my tongue.      see?

Since your licking blood diamonds, does that make you like some kind of bling-hungry vampire?

Maybe, but I'll lick anything that has touched a slave.

Quote from: Starbuck on January 13, 2009, 07:26:38 PM
Coffee is gendered in every language but english

It's not gendered in Swahili, either.  And there are many other languages without genders.
Sorry, word nerd here.
Adrian

Quote from: Rebis on January 17, 2009, 11:02:04 AM

Maybe, but I'll lick anything that has touched a slave.

*Heads to the shed where the slaves are kept*