Cute true story!

So im walking in the executive area of the building. when suddenly my VP (bosses, bosses, boss) calls me in his office for a second....Of course I rush right in the man has a sectional couch in his office which is bigger than my living room set! So I take a lounge on this thing which as the softest crushed velvet upholstry I have ever felt! LOVE IT

Anyway

he sez to me..
"Dee..(nother nickname) I need to ask you a question"
I go "whatsup doc"
he sez: "you don't look at in porno on your PC while at work?"
I looked at the man puzzled...and simply said "NO"
He sez: "I didn't think so... its just someone bought it to my attention that they saw some inappropriate material on your screen the other day. and I just had to address it"

(Basically the local office suck-up wanted\needed a reason to talk to the big man!)

So now my little hampster is turning really fast on his wheel in my head!
What porno?? where porno??? damn I missed sum porno? where was I at???
And it hit me I was looking up castration info! DUH! Pics!LOL
So I explained to him " I was looking up a medical procedure."
he just said "Explain no more.."
and started to smile then me being a jackazz in all had to say
"besides if I wanted porno I just need to look at my life!   "
His reply was and I quote "Yeah right if I want pornography I just tend to think of you!"
My draw just dropped and that little hamster I mentioned before in the story that was on his wheel stopped, fell off...and said what the hell just happened!

Brief 4 second pause of silence..with his follow up..
"Oh my god I can't believe I just said that"
Followed by the jackazz look!LOL

LOL Damn right ya did! im thinking to myself...
I just got up from the couch and smiled at him and said "don't worry about...now which way to HR??LOL"

Actually he's a pretty kewl laid back dude for an excutive officer of a financial firm.
I cook him lunch from time to time because he claims his wife wont and all the man wants is meatloaf so thats a 20 minute thing for me and a snap plus I like to cook an he likes to eat so it works.
but a few of my gyrls around the office have already told me the think he likes me ...
Well that comment kinda put more fuel to that fire!!

Makes a gyrl wonder about the couch now!!??
LOL

Chynna

Quote"Yeah right if I want pornography I just tend to think of you!"

Me too.
Of course the man wants you, who could possibly resist a girl who can cook?

Nero

Quote from: Nero on July 13, 2006, 11:44:54 AM
Me too.
Of course the man wants you, who could possibly resist a girl who can cook?

GO ahead!!!

Drip that honey baby!!LOL

You got skillz! I see why you always tend to find the chicks at the end of the night!

Chynna

wow, the truth comes out eh!? and i do truely believe the old saying "the most direct path to a mans heart is through his stomach".

work that flirt girl!

    Tino

He does sound like an ok dude for a VP that is.  He just needs to work on his delivery lol.  Actually it's good that he is doing his job, and that he is/was comfortable with your answer.  I wonder what he will tell the person who complained/made the observation   That poor hamster of your sure gets a workout

Steph

Quote from: Chynna on July 13, 2006, 11:35:25 AM

Makes a gyrl wonder about the couch now!!??

Melissa

A little off topic, but Chynna, there is this song "Bossy" by Too Short, and I swear everytime I hear it, I immediately picture you.

Nero

LOL.....Damn was that a compliment or insult???

LMAO

NAh, Im not bossy just overly opinionated, confident, bytchie, and out going...
did I mention slightly bytchie?

But Kelis looked hot in that video thou..what cha think?

OH and Nero, maybe you can appreciate this comment..

"My milkshake does bring all the boys to the yard!" LOL


Chynna Doll

No insult, baby. I like women with an attitude.

Nero

Bring it baby boy im waitin on you!!! LOL

Chynna