I prefeer pica with longish hair.
But then, I'm hair-o-phile, whatever the word for that is.
Let me tell you about everybody's favorite subject: me

Today I was in a meeting, there was I and Customer and SomeGuy. SomeGuy, I imagined, was worred about me "taking his job". I tried to make it clear that I didn't want to do that. SomeGuy is married and is young and likes stabilty, I'm young and I like instability. Thus I only wish to do this job and GTFO from here.
I was constantly asking "Do I make sense?" and "Do you understand what I'm saying?"
and they were like "oh, yes yes."
But I fear that I might not have explained myself well.
Maybe it's because sometimes I don't understand myself, and I expect other people to "not understand me" too.
But the *weirdest* part, for me, is that almost everybody whom I told me my story of SomeGuy and Customer, were like "yah kill SomeGuy and defecate on his grave!"
While my main worry was not to leave SomeGuy out of a job O.o;
Is that weird ?