You Speak Yankee!
45% Yankee
25% General American English
15% Dixie
10% Upper Midwestern
5% Midwestern
Which is interesting, as I grew up mostly in Ohio and Michigan, and partly in the UK. I also speak a lot of UK English, including saying "maths" as a plural, "naught" instead of "zeros" or "oh" (and as I say, we're currently Living in the Naughties), and I don't have a "living room", "parlour" or "lounge", instead I use the now-antiquated British "drawing room"; and my my nephew asks me, my step-brother (his father) doesn't drive a "rig", he drives a "lorry".