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New Corrupt-A-Wish

Started by Dante, March 28, 2009, 12:25:16 AM

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Dante

#100
April 03, 2009, 06:07:17 PM
^^^I don't think so.

I wish I knew Japanese.





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findingreason

#101
April 03, 2009, 06:11:35 PM
Wish granted, but all the Japanese you learned was foul-mouth slang, so the people would look at you funny whenever you spoke.

I wish I could play the drums well.

*Edit* note how the recent posts stuff was consumed by this thread :D


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Flan

#102
April 03, 2009, 06:13:58 PM
Quote from: Osiris on April 03, 2009, 06:05:11 PM
Corrupted my own wish, the thread is dead now! :(
Granted, but you have to watch it go on for a couple more pages
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
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Unconditional Acceptance

#103
April 03, 2009, 08:32:21 PM
Quote from: findingreason on April 03, 2009, 06:11:35 PM
I wish I could play the drums well.

Granted, but once you start you can't stop, and your hands fall off.

I wish I could go out to dinner tonight.
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V M

#104
April 03, 2009, 09:02:44 PM
Granted... But you'll have to eat something Virginia's cooked up. She's a bit of an odd bird ya know  :laugh:

I wish my neighbors would quit waking me up in the early morning
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Unconditional Acceptance

#105
April 03, 2009, 09:17:15 PM
Granted. They now wake you up as soon as you fall asleep at night.  ;D

I wish the Internet wasn't so addictive.
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fae_reborn

#106
April 03, 2009, 09:29:10 PM
Granted, now you're addicted to TV instead.

I (in all seriousness) wish I could find a job to support myself, and not move back with my parents.
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FairyGirl

#107
April 09, 2009, 09:30:01 PM
Quote from: Fae on April 03, 2009, 09:29:10 PM
Granted, now you're addicted to TV instead.

I (in all seriousness) wish I could find a job to support myself, and not move back with my parents.

Granted- you get a fantastic paying job! It's so good in fact, that your parents quit theirs and move in with you instead.

I wish people would be careful what they wish for...  >:-)
Girls rule, boys drool.
If I keep a green bough in my heart, then the singing bird will come.
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Michelle.

#108
April 09, 2009, 09:42:54 PM
Granted, you develop massive co-dependence in addition to being a shopaholic, and thus send all your new purchases to Michelle in WPB, FL.

I wish that I had a mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, and a tiger in the bedroom.
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Unconditional Acceptance

#109
April 09, 2009, 11:20:14 PM
Granted. They all gang up on you and feast on your tender flesh.  >:-)

I wish I could stop time for awhile.
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FairyGirl

#110
April 09, 2009, 11:28:41 PM
Granted- once time stops, you can't move and you're stuck for eternity with that piece of chocolate just inches from your lips...

I wish chocolate had no calories..
Girls rule, boys drool.
If I keep a green bough in my heart, then the singing bird will come.
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V M

#111
April 09, 2009, 11:32:32 PM
Granted...But now just plain tap water is full of calories

I wish these bruises would just go away
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Unconditional Acceptance

#112
April 09, 2009, 11:39:51 PM
Granted. Each one of them is replaced with warts.

I wish Spring Break were longer.
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V M

#113
April 09, 2009, 11:47:48 PM
Granted...You'll be on spring break forever while everyone else gets an education and high paying jobs

Now I wish these warts would go away
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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FairyGirl

#114
April 10, 2009, 12:08:59 AM
Granted. They are replaced with frogs. (This could go on forever) 

I wish water had no calories...
Girls rule, boys drool.
If I keep a green bough in my heart, then the singing bird will come.
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V M

#115
April 10, 2009, 12:22:54 AM
Granted...But petting kittens gives you bizarre fantasies

I wish my dog was more protective of me and didn't run and hide when I get attacted



The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Christo

#116
April 10, 2009, 03:17:13 AM
granted he's a chihuahua puppy  >:-) I wish I got a lot of hair on my chest.  8)
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Janet_Girl

#117
April 10, 2009, 06:01:59 AM
Granted.  So is your back.  And you now need a comb.  A big comb.  ;D

I wish some guy would ask me out.

Janet

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Michelle.

#118
April 10, 2009, 03:44:23 PM
Granted, but he refuses to stop calling you.

I wish that money really grew on trees.
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Dante

#119
April 11, 2009, 01:11:56 AM
Granted, new money is introduced just as they make a tree that grows money. So it only grows the old money that no longer has any value!

I wish YouTube would stop muting videos.  >:(





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