Once upon a time, Buddah was taking hostages in a building.
Later the SWAT team arrived and asked to Buddha, "What do you want to let the hostages go?", to which Buddah answered, "I desire nothing!". Nobody was enlightened.
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So there was the apostle Paul doing his thing with some fishes, and then there was an Unicorn passing by. Paul says to the unicorn, "Have you heard the good news?" and the unicorn said "I cannot speak."
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So there was a dog who was known for a strong jaw and had a problem of hearing. When the dog became old, had a bark-mitzva.
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A Muslim was working his field, then one day Allah appeared in front of him, and said "I am Allah, I have come to tell you my message", the Muslim died of a heart stroke at that moment.