Granted, but it gives YOU hairballs. 

I wish I didn't stress out so easily.

Quote from: Virginia Marie on April 22, 2009, 02:05:13 AM
Granted..... You accept reality for what it is but don't like it

I didn't like it to begin with.  I want to be able to create my own reality and escape to it.  For real. 

Granted...you now don't stress out easily, everyone else around you does!

I wish packing up and moving wasn't so depressing.

I've never been a big fan of reality either and also wish to create my own 

Granted....you now like moving so much that you take a job with a moving company

I wish my bulky old PC was a state of the art Mac laptop

That's why I write.

Granted . . . but it's a broken state of the art Mac laptop.

I wish that I could travel through time.

granted, but you can't get back to regular time....

I wish my dizziness would go away...

Virginia, it's too bad I can't lift anything, so I wouldn't last a day with a moving company. 

Granted...you go to sleep and when you wake up, you're not dizzy...you're hung over :p

I wish I would stop crying over my situation right now.

Granted.... You stop crying and take action which leads you to a better situation

I wish I could have a pony and be able to care for it properly.

Thanks Virginia 

Granted, you find someone who will sell you a pony and teach you to take care of it.

(not exactly Corrupt-A-Wish )

I wish those get-rich-quick schemes actually worked, then I would sign up for one.

Granted... but everyone in the entire world signs up, the laws of economics take hold and everyone is just the same as before... but also starving sine no one bothered to grow/raise any food.

I wish that my poor little kitty cat would finally hawk up her stuck hairball...

Granted.... Your cat hocks up several hairballs, but you can't find a way to remove them from your carpet no matter how you try

I wish people would stop vandalizing my personal property. (car, bike, etc.)

Granted u got no personal property no more. u got nothin      I wish I could beat the world bench press record 

Granted, but the 12 midgets which hung on the bar for weight follow you around constantly asking for more "rides"!!!





I wished I lived in a teepee by a river.

Granted. Global warming accelarates and your teepee gets flooded.

I wish there was an easy way to tell my organ teacher that I'm quitting.

Granted.  You don't even have to tell her.  She tells you that she hates you and chases you away brandishing an ax.

I wish that I had one of those awesome things that makes a rainbow in one's room.

Quote from: Mr. Fox on April 23, 2009, 05:39:48 PM
Granted.  You don't even have to tell her.  She tells you that she hates you and chases you away brandishing an ax.

Eh...not quite what I had in mind, but it isn't called "Corrupt-A-Wish for nothing 

Granted, but it malfunctions and the rainbows are accompanied by extremely irritating noises.

^You forgot your wish.

I wish my evil twin didn't want to kill me

Quote from: Roxas on April 23, 2009, 06:05:18 PM
^You forgot your wish.

Ack! Sorry bout that.

Quote from: Virginia Marie on April 24, 2009, 01:55:23 AM
I wish my evil twin didn't want to kill me

Granted, your evil twin just wants to see you with strep throat instead.

I wish I could escape from society's stereotypes.

Quote from: Unconditional Acceptance on April 24, 2009, 10:10:12 AM
I wish I could escape from society's stereotypes.

Granted: all radios, MP3 players, tape/CD decks and the like are now only mono (no longer stereo).

I wish I was at the beach.

granted, but a freak blizzard hits the very beach your at

I wish we had dog food