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Started by Dante, March 28, 2009, 12:25:16 AM

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Linda

#280
May 04, 2009, 12:45:13 PM
Granted, all the haters hate eachother so much they destroy themselves.

I wish I had taken a shower already.
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Dante

#281
May 05, 2009, 12:31:01 AM
Granted, you have taken a shower already, but you realize you are still extremely dirty, so you have to take another one.

I wish I didn't have to do STAR testing. (FYI: STAR testing is a California State Standardized test we have to take every year. Extremely boring and long.)





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Osiris

#282
May 05, 2009, 02:18:23 AM
Granted, you don't have to take the test, instead you take the STAR II test twice as long and 20 times more boring! :D

I wish... I didn't feel so blah.
अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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Michelle.

#283
May 05, 2009, 02:27:07 AM
Granted your stuck in "manic mode" forever.

I wish I could find a high paying job.
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Osiris

#284
May 05, 2009, 02:35:04 AM
Granted you find a high paying job but you don't get it.

I wish I had more water. *dehydrates*
अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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Mr. Fox

#285
May 05, 2009, 02:12:50 PM
Granted.  It's sea water.

I wish I had enough money to never work again.
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Michelle.

#286
May 06, 2009, 12:59:57 AM
Granted... but you have to live in the People's Paradise of North Korea tp be able to afford to do so.

I wish that my putty cat would slumber with me tonight.
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Osiris

#287
May 06, 2009, 02:52:14 AM
Granted, your putty cat slumbers, and snores and drools all over you. :)

I wish that I had gone to sleep about .... 3 hours ago.
अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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Christo

#288
May 06, 2009, 03:08:09 AM
granted. ur sleepin, this is a nightmare.  >:-) :D :D I wish everythin in the world was free.
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Mr. Fox

#289
May 06, 2009, 03:22:42 PM
Fine, communist.  Everything is free because the world is ending and there is utter chaos and nobody cares whether you pay because everyone's going to die.

I wish I didn't have to take physics.
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Osiris

#290
May 06, 2009, 09:10:02 PM
Granted, you don't need to take the classes but still need to pass all the tests.

I wish people would stop making me feel invisible.
अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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V M

#291
May 06, 2009, 09:16:47 PM
Granted.....You are now on a popular television series and don't like the role your playing or signing autographs

I wish I could get more done during the day
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Dante

#292
May 06, 2009, 11:42:11 PM
Granted, you can do a ton of work in a day, but none of it was what you needed to get done.

I wish I wasn't sick.





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V M

#293
May 06, 2009, 11:53:50 PM
Ooohhhhh, now that isn't fair  :laugh:

Granted....Not only are you healthy as a horse, you are a horse  >:-)

I wish I could remember what my wish was
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Dante

#294
May 07, 2009, 12:04:19 AM
Granted, you remember that you were tricked into wishing you had never been born. Your wish is granted, and through some strange time paradox, you end up back at this same moment, where you forgot your wish and I reminded you what it was. You are now stuck in an infinite time loop. Good luck escaping.

I wish the school year was over already.





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V M

#295
May 07, 2009, 12:29:11 AM
This is coming from an odd time continuum from 1870....

Granted.... The school year is over and you failed miserably.

I wish hand puppets didn't itch
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Mr. Fox

#296
May 07, 2009, 01:50:00 PM
Granted.  The hand puppets burn and you try to take them off and you can't and the fire spreads across your whole body and you die.  Then the hand puppets wait silently for their next victim.

I wish that I knew how to apply makeup.
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Ellieka

#297
May 07, 2009, 02:13:11 PM
granted but your arms are now too short to reach your face so you can only do makeup on others.

I wish money really did grow on trees.
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Michelle.

#298
May 07, 2009, 02:32:24 PM
Granted but the trees only grow in Venezuala... viva la revolotion!!

I wish  I had less "free time."
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Ellieka

#299
May 07, 2009, 04:09:00 PM
Granted! now your free time cost $3.99 for the first minute and $.99 for each additional minute. :D

I wish Tyra banks would pay for my SRS.
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