Granted. Now that your iguana knows you're treating him like a lower class animal, he's mad you didn't wish he knew how to use a regular toilet.
I wish i'll pass my exam with very good marks.

Granted....You pass so well, out of excitement, the teacher draws a pentagram on your forehead with a permanent marker 

I wish I could find a place to live that felt like home

Oh that's ok... I have a fringe. Haha.

Granted. The bathroom is seperate from the house tho.

I wish i didn't have to get out of bed to take out the trash

granted...your bedroom is now in a dumpster!

i wish i had a better sense of rhythm

Granted... however rhythm has gone out of style.

I wish I would be waking up this morning in Paris.

granted ur gonna be wakin up this morning in Paris -- Kentucky.    I wish I was on a 6-month vacation with/ pay.

Quote from: Christian on May 13, 2009, 11:13:23 PM
Granted...But you're cast in the movie. (Last Action Hero?)

Yay!!  I get to fight alongside John Connor and bring down the machines and Skynet 

(And no, the reference was to one of the American Pie movies, no brownie points for you  )


Granted...you have the next 6 months off with pay, but when you get back, you're laid off because your position isn't there anymore.  I hope you saved your money. 

I wish it was sunny so I could go for a walk (it's raining right now)

Granted.  The sun has expanded to encompass the first three planets, as scientists predicted.  It is very sunny.  Enjoy your walk.

I wish that shoes changed size in order to fit me.

Granted, but they think the right size is the size of a clown shoe!

I wish I had an iPod touch.

Granted, but batteries aren't included.

I wish my cat didn't walk in front of me and try to make me trip over her.

My cats do that too!

Granted, your cat doesn't walk in front of you, but you are magnetically drawn to it, so the cat ends up in front of you anyway.

I wish I didn't have any homework for the rest of the year.

Granted, since you've been expelled from school! 

I wish my bills would be paid for by someone else... 

Granted... but you have to pay my bills and all the other members, no your Sugar Daddy wont cover this portion.

I wish my cats, must be genetic, would walk in front of somebody else!!!

Granted.  They walk in front of someone else who trips over them and falls off a cliff and dies, and you feel guilty for making that wish for the rest of your life.

I wish I hadn't left my money to buy a prom ticket at home.

Granted, it was stolen.

I wish I didn't have to wear a girl's graduation robe. 

granted u dont gotta but u cant graduate either. I wish I didnt have 2 wash my truck tomorrow.

Granted, its already being washed by the kind folks at the chop shop before being shipped overseas... 

I wish I wasnt so conflicted about where I am in life...

Granted... you are no longer "conflicted," however life has now lost all sense of mystery. You are now close to being bored to death.

I wish that I could find some motivation to start looking for work again.

Granted, you're a day away from a refrigerator box under the train tracks! 

I wish late night infommercials would be replaced by something worth watching...

Granted...late night infomercials are now replaced by re-runs of G.W. Bush's speeches and public appearances, because someone thought it would be funny.

I wish I didn't have to deal with mindless idiots all day.