I wish I didn't have to speak to arrogant a-holes at work. Who think they know better than me! When they clearly don't.

GRRRRR!!

Jay

Granted, Now the arrogant a-holes DO know better than you!

I wish I could just wake up the woman I wish to be tomorrow....

Granted, you wake up the woman you want to be, but only for 5 minutes!

I wish I was turning 18 on my birthday today.

Granted, you wake up and find yourself in Iraq serving 3 tours of duty... happy birthday! 

I wish I wasnt fighting a computer virus on one of my machines...

Granted, there isn't a computer virus, there's 3 computer viruses!

I hope Stacy's computer gets fixed soon.

Granted... after Stacy ships her computer back to the manufacture its easily fixed, than shipped back to her. Total time 6 to 8 weeks.

I wish I wasn't so evil at corrupting wishes.

Granted! The wishes you are corrupting are now uncorruptable (word? probably not).

I wish I could get Hannah Montana songs out of my head.

Granted... you now have her daddys (Billy Ray Cyrus) hit, achy breaky heart, stuck in your head.     im so evil at this game.

I wish I could just find the 100k needed to fund my transition transformation.

Granted... One day you fart and 100K appears in your toilet. And you thought you were evil 

I wish the guys that offer to help in the garden were not such screw ups and would just pay me to do their work.

Granted, but they only pay you 1 cent an hour and no longer do any work themselves.

I wish I didn't have to get dressed today >.<

Granted! You dont get dressed and nonna comes over to visit and doesn't knock!!

I wish i didn't feel so bloated >.<

Granted.... But now you feel high as a kite for no reason

I wish my dog didn't like to watch me go potty 

Granted, now you have the sudden urge to watch your dog go potty.

I wish my kitties weren't so sick

Granted.... Your kitties recover, but now want to play about and randomly knock things over and bite your toes when your trying to sleep

I wish the guy that promised to hook up a hose bib in the garden would actually do it. He also promised to give me some tomato plants 

Quote from: Virginia Marie on May 18, 2009, 09:03:17 PM
want to play about and randomly knock things over and bite your toes when your trying to sleep

LOL Yea that pretty much sounds like them normally

I love kitties too and wish yours all the best. But are you forget something? Au la la na, The wishes?

I do believe your right, my apologies.

*clears throat*

Granted, he does set up the hose bib, but then reminds you that your supposed to be doing the work for 1 cent an hour and docks you a days pay.

I wish every morning would be as wonderful as this one

Granted, but now every evening isn't so wonderful.

I wish my facial hair would vanish, without laser or electro, and I don't have to shave anymore.

Granted but now it has all moved to your knuckles!

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but now you've been moved to area 51 for experiments.

I wish I could win this weeks 49 million dollar lottery!