Granted, now the teacher will let you have the crayon box with 64 colors and the built in sharpener... 

I wish my favorite Chinese takeout place was still open! 

Granted...now you just crave Japanese instead =p

....I wish I was the lead singer in a rock band =\

Granted, and then your Wii dies.

I wish I was shorter.

Granted, but everyone else and the entire world shrinks proportionally so that you are not even aware of it.  It could be happening right now.  Alternately, you shrink until you are two inches tall and are stepped on by an elephant.

I wish that some of the openly gay guys at my school were hot.

Granted, but since you now like girls, it doesnt matter.

I wish pink was a more "manly" color.

Granted, pink is now manly, not to mention mandatory for all males. All the females have to wear black. (Sorry ladies & gents)

I wish my summer break was longer.

Granted, you are only half as sad, but you think about Alex twice as much.

I wish for a new pair of shoes.

 Granted, but the shoes are 2 sizes too small~

  I wish I could play in the snow...

Granted, but the avalanche is probably gonna kill you.

I wish my business trip was over and I was at home.

Granted, but it turns out the previously stated avalanche destroyed your house.

I wish I never had to work again!

Granted, but life in a Tibetan monestary quickly becomes boring... and your there for life! 

I wish I could quiet the stir of echoes in my head...

Granted, but life in a coma isnt really a life at all is it?

I wish I was a ballerina.

Granted, you are now Timmy Turner's fairy god parent in Fairly Odd Parents... welcome to cartoon life! 

I wish I could leave work instead of dealing with this server crash...

Granted, work for you is done, but you dont have a job anymore.

I wish I lived in Florida.

Granted.  The day after you move there, God declares that he will destroy all of Florida and kill its inhabitants.  He does.

I wish that a certain unnamed individual was not infatuated with me.

Granted, a certain someone is no longer attracted to you.  But all of the other men in prison with you are.

I wish I had a pineapple.

Granted.. your able to trust everyone, but nobody trusts you.

I wish that N. Koreas next nuke test blows up in their faces.

Granted, although you feel they truly love you, doesn't mean they do though.

Wish I could cast actual magic spells!

Granted  but they all backfire on you.

I wish that there was interesting stuff on TV at 2:30AM.

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I wish that there was interesting stuff on TV at 2:30AM.

Granted: a whole troupe of ->-bleeped-<-s parades past your home at 2:30 AM in the most exquisite attire imaginable. 

I wish the office coffee didn't suck so much.