the point of this post is random meaningless discussion

I like cheese.....

After this paragraph is a sentence.  It is a "Schrödinger's Sentence".  Don't look yet! It contains something truly profound that will change your life...or maybe not.  As long as you don't look at the sentence, it both is and isn't.  How long can you hold out before you peek and collapse the waveform?




Condoleeza Rice has a tattoo of a care bear on her right thigh

[rummages around for an old chestnut...ah, here's one...]

Why do people park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Theory: cheese is hyper-dimensional.

Proof:  wrap some cheese in "clingfilm" (food film wrap).  Put in refrigerator.  Come back later, unwrap cheese.  Cut a piece OFF the cheese, making it SMALLER in our world.  Attempt to re-wrap cheese. Notice that clingfilm NO LONGER fits around cheese!!

Conclusion: cheese protrudes into other spacial dimensions that the clingfilm can interact with but we cannot.

cheeeesee cakeeee yummmm 

Theory: biros are hyper-spatial.

Place a biro on any given desk. Within minutes to hours it has moved to another desk, room or at the extreme - planet.

After moving they never return. Hence this movement is planned and has features of intelligence.

We are not alone


Cindy

I think you're right Cindy!  Similarly, "dark energy" is probably just a hyperspatial tract filling up with single socks from a pair.  The wormhole gateway seems to be inside my washing machine.

I mean, I put two in - and only one comes out!

Not sure about the washing machine, I can put pairs of socks into the dryer and they don't come out as pairs. Are your socks and my socks getting hyperspatially friendly? Does your Lady love's socks disappear when mixed with yours? We may be on the way to a new version of string theory; cotton theory.
I did read the new interpretation of quantum mechanics by the metereologist (whose name I have forgotten) and it made as much sense as cotten theory, too me

Thinking more deeply, Schrodinger's cat may be Schrodinger'e sock. At any one time one sock will be dry and the other wet. It purely depends when you sample the sock. By sampling the sock you change the quantum state. If the sock felt dry, the next time it will feel wet. If the sock feels wet remove it from the dryer as it is in fact dry. This theory is open to debate but any question is non-provable because the sock may or may not be there at the time.

I have no understanding why people have any problem with quantum theory. The theory may or may not be there at the time of discussion. Schrodinger's cat may or may not have had fur balls, which may, or may not be predicted with string theory.

Sorry everyone its been one of those days. Or has it?

Cindy

So what was the best thing before sliced bread?

Buffy

what is all this hyperspatial sock talk? sounds like good things for the home planet.. and everyone, why cheese? though I'm listening to the pixies, because they are awesome, and then I'm gonna go outside and lose myself, because its time to calm down, the butter is melting in the can, theres this shirt at the mall that keeps being in my head, but im not a mall person, what can i do, the monkeys!

hey this is fun, but lets get down to business people, upstairs i think they are having a party, im glad im cool... im very glad that im cool, im too col for day parties, but there used to be this wierd thing going on that i thought was cool and thats because it was but it was also a comfortable temperature, im not sure..

be sure to eat your sog!

Quote from: lisagurl on July 30, 2009, 02:24:32 PM

thank you!!

I think I got some cat-hair in my throat again,... it's annoying the heck out of me!

Quote from: Miniar on July 30, 2009, 03:25:20 PM
I think I got some cat-hair in my throat again,... it's annoying the heck out of me!

Always shave cats before cooking.

Quote from: Nichole on July 30, 2009, 03:53:06 PM
You were the best thing before sliced bread, Buffy? OK, why not!! I can believe it.

Psst, Dr. Buffster - she's calling you old.  Very old.  Patches of blue mould and white fur and everything.   Bread has been sliced since, well, the advent of bread.  Even mechanically sliced bread has been around since 1928.

Hmm, imagine how nice the very first ever loaf of bread smelt?

lets be nice guys, the elderberry comment is very confusing to say the least.

I thought I was the greatest thing since sliced bread....