This thread is in dire need of some fun!  I think we seriously need to laugh more!  It seems like everyone I know has been down lately.  Our unicorn forest should be a place of solace and joy!

...Unfortunately, I cannot think of something ridiculous enough to start some conversation...so I'll leave it at this...


That crazy giraffe...

... which one the one with the short neck or the pink one?

I'm going to hijack it again.

Limericks.

There was a giraffe from Memphis
Whose neck swayed in time with her pelvis
?

So to get out of her rut
She got her hair cut
and Now she looks just like Elvis!

Quote from: heatherrose on July 31, 2009, 04:25:45 AM
Long Pork is more humane for those of the porcine persuasion.

I volunteer my next-door neighbor, but she's likely to be a bit stringy at her age. Still, we would be doing her dog a favor. And me.

My mistress' ass is nothing like the moon...

Quote from: Kinkly on July 31, 2009, 02:23:41 AM
... which one the one with the short neck or the pink one?

the one with the iPod playing gangster rap.

Quote from: heatherrose on July 31, 2009, 04:25:45 AM

Long Pork is more humane for those of the porcine persuasion.

I prefer the eyeballs myself. It's a raven thing.

Quote from: Nichole on July 31, 2009, 03:08:56 PM
O, yes, the eye-balls!! Doncha just love the way they roll around in the dish looking a bit plaintively up atcha while you lower your spoon to scoop one up? Scrumptious!

It's when they're in the mouth that it's the best...the initial bite; the elastic resistance against your teeth as it gradually deforms between the upper and lower molars until eventually - pop!  Out squirts the vitreous humour!  Lovely.

Baked?  No.  Raw!  (My eldest loves fish eyes, although those are cooked)

fish eyes = tapioca

Quote from: finewine on July 31, 2009, 03:38:56 PM
Baked?  No.  Raw!

oh yes, raw is best, but candied is pretty good too. The pickled ones they have in a jar at the raven bar are good, too.

but eyeballs have that real hard little bead inside. Don't swallow that, I hear it makes you see things that aren't there.

nope, I mean the redneck bar where when you lose at armwrestling you have to donate an eyeball to the jar.


Most places I've seen make you pay extra for the little psychedelic bead inside, otherwise they remove them first and sell them to Californians with funny painted buses named "Furthur".

Quote from: Monty Python and the Holy Grail Credits

  Mønti Pythøn lk den Hølie Grailen

  Røtern nik Akten Di

  Wik

  Alsø wik

  Alsø alsø wik

  Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?

  See the løveli lakes

  The wonderful telephøne system

  And mani interesting furry animals

        The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
        Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
        University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
        making of this film.
        The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
        are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
        or history of any person is entirely accidental and
        unintentional.
                        Signed RICHARD M. NIXON

  Including the majestic møøse

  A Møøse once bit my sister ...

  No realli!  She was Karving her initials on the møøse
  with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
  her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
  star of many Norwegian møvies:  "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
  Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
  Nordfink"...

        We apologise for the fault in the
        subtitles.  Those responsible have been
        sacked.

  Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

       We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles.  Those
       responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
       have been sacked.

Quote from: heatherrose on July 31, 2009, 04:25:45 AM

Long Pork is more humane for those of the porcine persuasion.

Or at least the sweet breads. 

Hannibal - Brain scene

Well Heather have the lambs quit scream

Sorry Honey, but you did bring up long pork.  Lecter's favorite meat.  I did it again.   

Ok Hijacking it again.

a gratitude to susan's where I have the most beautiful people and sometimes even feel they could be friends. It is an attitude of acceptance and caring even when some vehemently disagree with others. This disagreement is even beautiful because it just shows how much we are regular people but have a common (affliction?, not sure of the right word here)

The idea that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder is one thing but I find beauty in attitude and ideas and sharing both good and bad in our lives.


I am grateful for all of you especially the ones who have gone before me and have made the path a little more worn to ease my own journey.


THANKS to all of you for being the person you are no matter how sure you are of what that is.

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