Quote from: Virginia Marie on August 06, 2009, 09:13:12 PM
Fishy fishy fishy fish...Where is the fish? And it goes where ever I do go 

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up
Yum

But I just lopped off both your arms!

Merely a flesh wound

Quote from: Virginia Marie on August 06, 2009, 11:46:39 PM
But I just lopped off both your arms!

Merely a flesh wound

Man, that reminds me of the old no arms no legs jokes we used to tell back in the day.

  I could go for days reminiscing the Monty Python sketches 

Quote from: Virginia Marie on August 07, 2009, 02:56:00 PM
I could go for days reminiscing the Monty Python sketches 

Spam, spam, spam...... 

in a sing-song voice

[singing] We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot
[solo]
I have to push the pram a lot

Run away!!! Run away!!!  Moooooooo - Baaaaahh.... thud

And there was much rejoicing.

Ahhhhh.

Around here we have a favorite song from Spamalot. My youngest is studying theater and planning a career on Broadway (now rehearsing Trojan Women for a summer theater production).

So you're likely to hear:
"In any great adventure,
that you don't want to lose,
victory depends upon the people that you choose.
So, listen, Arthur darling, closely to this news:
We won't succeed on Broadway,
If you don't have any Jews."

But here I am, distinctly unfunny, in the midst of a funny thread.
Just can't stay out of trouble,
S

I think you're funny, Simone! 

Quote from: Jaimey on August 09, 2009, 12:49:20 AM
I think you're funny, Simone! 

x2. Sometimes you just have to laugh at stuff.

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot, 'tis a silly place. (all nod in agreement and say "ah") 

Maybe we can go to camelot and meet that modern guy who sees the day of the eclipse save his life.

to pass you must answer three questions
what is your name?
what is your quest?
what is your favorite colour?

OOh a Monty Kinkly quiz?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Quote from: Shades O'Grey on August 12, 2009, 09:42:07 AM
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

An African or European Swallow?

I don't know tha--  AAIIIEEEE !!

I wanna be in a band called "Underage C**t Muffins"!

In high school, I was helping a friend of mine write a song called "Chastised Beast Penis."