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I'm hijacking this thread before it even starts!

Started by Jaimey, July 31, 2009, 02:02:08 AM

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Eva Marie

#60
August 06, 2009, 11:25:32 PM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on August 06, 2009, 09:13:12 PM
Fishy fishy fishy fish...Where is the fish? And it goes where ever I do go  :laugh:

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up
Yum
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V M

#61
August 06, 2009, 11:46:39 PM
But I just lopped off both your arms!

Merely a flesh wound
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Eva Marie

#62
August 07, 2009, 12:42:54 PM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on August 06, 2009, 11:46:39 PM
But I just lopped off both your arms!

Merely a flesh wound

Man, that reminds me of the old no arms no legs jokes we used to tell back in the day.
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V M

#63
August 07, 2009, 02:56:00 PM
 :laugh: I could go for days reminiscing the Monty Python sketches  :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Eva Marie

#64
August 07, 2009, 08:07:03 PM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on August 07, 2009, 02:56:00 PM
:laugh: I could go for days reminiscing the Monty Python sketches  :laugh:

Spam, spam, spam......  :D
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fae_reborn

#65
August 07, 2009, 08:16:01 PM
in a sing-song voice

[singing] We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot
[solo]
I have to push the pram a lot
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V M

#66
August 08, 2009, 03:06:22 PM
Run away!!! Run away!!!  Moooooooo - Baaaaahh.... thud
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Jaimey

#67
August 08, 2009, 10:09:25 PM
And there was much rejoicing.

Ahhhhh.
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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Simone Louise

#68
August 08, 2009, 10:24:41 PM
Around here we have a favorite song from Spamalot. My youngest is studying theater and planning a career on Broadway (now rehearsing Trojan Women for a summer theater production).

So you're likely to hear:
"In any great adventure,
that you don't want to lose,
victory depends upon the people that you choose.
So, listen, Arthur darling, closely to this news:
We won't succeed on Broadway,
If you don't have any Jews."

But here I am, distinctly unfunny, in the midst of a funny thread.
Just can't stay out of trouble,
S
Choose life.
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Jaimey

#69
August 09, 2009, 12:49:20 AM
I think you're funny, Simone!  :laugh:
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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Eva Marie

#70
August 09, 2009, 01:33:21 AM
Quote from: Jaimey on August 09, 2009, 12:49:20 AM
I think you're funny, Simone!  :laugh:

x2. Sometimes you just have to laugh at stuff.
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fae_reborn

#71
August 09, 2009, 02:53:18 AM
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot, 'tis a silly place. (all nod in agreement and say "ah")  :laugh:
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LordKAT

#72
August 09, 2009, 10:23:51 AM
Maybe we can go to camelot and meet that modern guy who sees the day of the eclipse save his life.
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Kinkly

#73
August 12, 2009, 01:15:08 AM
to pass you must answer three questions
what is your name?
what is your quest?
what is your favorite colour?
I don't want to be a man there from Mars
I'd Like to be a woman Venus looks beautiful
I'm enjoying living on Pluto, but it is a bit lonely
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LordKAT

#74
August 12, 2009, 02:19:07 AM
OOh a Monty Kinkly quiz?
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Constance

#75
August 12, 2009, 09:42:07 AM
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Eva Marie

#76
August 12, 2009, 02:18:52 PM
Quote from: Shades O'Grey on August 12, 2009, 09:42:07 AM
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

An African or European Swallow?
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Constance

#77
August 12, 2009, 02:27:17 PM
I don't know tha--  AAIIIEEEE !!
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Jaimey

#78
August 12, 2009, 09:03:33 PM
I wanna be in a band called "Underage C**t Muffins"!
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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Constance

#79
August 12, 2009, 09:21:22 PM
In high school, I was helping a friend of mine write a song called "Chastised Beast Penis."
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