OK just some fun.

We start at one, the next poster adds the next verse (?) etc after twelve we start again.
I of course expect this post to be treated with the reverence that we all have for such posts. I also expect some sort of reply to the true love.
I also insist that Susan's Rules are followed. Humour but not rude please. Have FUN
Cindy.


One the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: One condom. (You bas***d, you think that giving me one s**w will make my festive season  .

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two

two nuzzlehugs

3 legs a-stepping

4 kind words

5 kicks in the buttox

a 6 pack of beer...

7 pairs of knickers

Eight octopus tentacles

9 reindeer "chocolates"

Ten dances tightly

Eleven dictionaries (whoops)

Yes Maiuniti there are no n's in Christmas, And I just thought there were No 'l's (sorry)

12 midnight masquerades

And a Cindy in a warm bed.


Some one else can start

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

One silly Susan's thread  ("What is this Three Word Story you speak of?") 

2 funny hats

Three chocolate cakes

4 botox injections

a 6 quart slow cooker...

7 Kelis Milkshakes

Eight emoticons