OK just some fun.
We start at one, the next poster adds the next verse (?) etc after twelve we start again.
I of course expect this post to be treated with the reverence that we all have for such posts. I also expect some sort of reply to the true love.
I also insist that Susan's Rules are followed. Humour but not rude please. Have FUN
Cindy.
One the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: One condom. (You bas***d, you think that giving me one s**w will make my festive season

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On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two