Sir Tekla, Lord of the Stage
Actually, the old theater lore had stagehands as the princes of the stage, so I'm just the Princess. And Lord would be a downgrade dear, most of the time anymore I'm the stage manager and as anyone in theater will tell you, stage managers are god - everyone else just thinks they are. But I do love that moment when I have the band standing there next to me, the follow spots on, the sound on, the lighting ready to go, the audience ramped up to a peak of excitement, everyone on the clear-com waiting for me to say "OK." And in fact, at that moment, I take a moment just for myself to make everyone wait a second or two for me. It's delicious. And then I say, "Let It Rock, dim house lights, go."
Then I usually try to get as far away from the racket&hum as I can.