Okay so some how my grandma found out about Adrianna. First off who the hell told? Anyway...so she's basicly my mother and she means the world to me. She's old. So this is how the conversation goes in the laundry room of her new apartment building. (we are alone in it mind you) this is how the conversation started.
Nanny: "so why did you move away in the first place?
Me: "Nanny there are reasons that i needed to move away from here for a while
Nanny: "because nick likes to dress in girls cloths?
My jaw hits the floor and i stare at her like a total retard in shock "how did you know?!" (remember i thought this was a secret i'd been keeping for like 3 years)
Nanny: "oh melissa told me said she saw it online"
Me: "WTF? melissa? online? WHAT? we dont post anything like that on any site she's on (facebook)
nanny: "well she saw it and SHE told me so there, you know whats wrong with him? you've been hanging around to many gay people!
Me: "Nanny gay people have NOTHING to do with this
Nanny: "oh yes it does you know when i first knew when you brought nick downstairs in that dress on halloween 4 years ago..he looked to happy.
Me:. "I didnt even know he was trans back then!!!
Nanny: "ya well stephen was with you (stephens my best friend and he's gay)
Me: " SO WHAT?!
Nanny: "SHHHHH people will hear you
me: "oh ya and someone just walking by will understand what the heck we are talking about
Nanny: "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Me: whispering now " Well what do you think?"
Nanny: "its just a faze"
Me: slaping my head loudly "its not a faze nan its how he was born"
Nanny: "he was born a boy not a girl he needs to be a man.
ME: "its not like that nanny...
Nanny: "of course it is, this is all his mothers fault raising him the way she did
Me :just sitting in silence
Nanny: "Your dad doesnt know does he?"
Me: "NO nanny dad doesnt know"
Nanny: "dont tell him..or papa. They wouldnt understand
me :"you dont understand"
Nanny: "I understand he's gay"
Me: "HE"S NOT GAY
Nanny: "SHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: "Nanny he's not gay.
Nanny :"If he wants to be a woman that means he's gay.
I'm nearly losing my mind but laughing too "He's a lesbian"
Nanny: "no he's not he's a guy.
Me: UGH!!
Nanny "Listen i love him and i'm not going to treat him like anything. I"m just going to pretend i dont know.
Me "okay" *sigh long pause*
Nanny :"how do you have sex?"
I'm going red "NANNY! like normal people
Nanny: "well if he's a woman he can't have sex with you so what are you going to do then?
Me: "we can do things make love...
Nanny "no you cant he wont have a penis.
Me: "I'm going upstairs now BYE
Yea...trying to talk to my nanny about something is like talking to a wall....a very old wall...a very old and stuborn wall. I hope you got a chuckel out of that. She drives me up the wall but i love her.
