When airport security allows you to bring a pair of 6" stilettos on a plane,   you might be a crossdresser.

When your idea of a closet consists of duffel bag in the attic,  you might be a crossdresser.

When you do make up and it doesn't refer to retaking a test,  you might be a crossdresser.

When your idea of doing drugs involves estrogen,  you might be a crossdresser.

When you own hose but can't water lawn with it,  you might be a crossdresser.

When you bought pair of pumps and they ain't hydraulic,  you might be a crossdresser.

When you see a beautiful girl in a beautiful car and think to your self, I would love to have a pair like this and that thought doesn't involve a car in it,  you might be a crossdresser.

I hope some of it makes you laugh , and if you got some more please post.

I routinely take my heels, skirt and makeup in my bag when i travel. When i find those TSA slips in my bag I just have to laugh, knowing they went through all of that, right after sorting through the boy clothes. I'm sure I have the "sexual deviant" box checked off in some homeland security file on me somewhere 

When I get a ladder in my stockings I'm a VERY cross dresser

* all my half used clear nail polish to you Cindy. Unfortunately it won't help since I don't have any.

it did make me laugh ..thanks

Did bring a smile to my face. Thankyou. Can I also add, When you see a beautiful woman and think, where did she get those shoes or dress or both and do they come in my size, rather than she is beautiful, you might are cross dresser.

or, if you go around the web making obscure references