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The Microwave blew up!!

Started by Cindy, March 21, 2010, 03:59:07 AM

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rejennyrated

Trust me on this being in NoW is not something you want... those guys never give up and they don't care about Libel laws at all.

I was lucky...they got my gender right and wrote a pretty kind and complimentary piece... a rarity back then

(which inevitably I then completely blew in the follow up by a different paper after giving them a silly quote about having had an explosive first female big "O" - which of course they used to my immense embarrassment! I really had very little common sense back in those days.) :embarrassed:

Now I've got to run or I'll miss my bus! Have a great evening Cindy! But perhaps you'd better order in a takeaway this time. It will be safer!
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cynthialee

I was a profesional chef for 16 years, I have managed to blow up at least 5 of them myself and no one ever brought me flowers....
:laugh:
So it is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you can win a hundred battles without a single loss.
If you only know yourself, but not your opponent, you may win or may lose.
If you know neither yourself nor your enemy, you will always endanger yourself.
Sun Tsu 'The art of War'
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Arch

Quote from: CindyJames on March 22, 2010, 03:07:43 AM
Sorry Arch, I'm not sure they were your type, big, strong, muscular, firm, kind, attractive, hunky.

Well, I've been branching out a bit lately. As long as he's not TOO hunky. You should see some of the guys I've been drooling over lately. I have this great gay calendar... >:-)
"The hammer is my penis." --Captain Hammer

"When all you have is a hammer . . ." --Anonymous carpenter
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Eva Marie

Cindy - too funny!!!  :D

My microwave went with a wimper - a door switch went bad. Of course, GE had discontinued just that one switch, so there was no fixing it.
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Arch

Quote from: riven1 on April 02, 2010, 11:35:03 AM
My microwave went with a wimper - a door switch went bad. Of course, GE had discontinued just that one switch, so there was no fixing it.

Naturally. ::)
"The hammer is my penis." --Captain Hammer

"When all you have is a hammer . . ." --Anonymous carpenter
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Iceprincess

woot! awesome!

wow that definitely had a happy ending :P

I'm so glad for you, and at the same time, I envy you ¬¬ xD

GET HIS NUMBER LIKE, NOW!
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