Trust me on this being in NoW is not something you want... those guys never give up and they don't care about Libel laws at all.
I was lucky...they got my gender right and wrote a pretty kind and complimentary piece... a rarity back then
(which inevitably I then completely blew in the follow up by a different paper after giving them a silly quote about having had an explosive first female big "O" - which of course they used to my immense embarrassment! I really had very little common sense back in those days.)

Now I've got to run or I'll miss my bus! Have a great evening Cindy! But perhaps you'd better order in a takeaway this time. It will be safer!