I would have... lots of muscles! Probably dark brown or purple skin... an extra pair of arms, big webbed ears, naturally green or pink hair... and of course, a big awesome penis. I'm thinking wings too, but would that be too many limbs for the upper part of my body? Also, a tail! Maybe some interesting, otherworldly looking eyeballs. I'm torn between no body hair or lots of furry body hair. Hair that felt like a chinchilla's fur. I don't know for sure, all I know is that I'd look awesome! Totes.