Obviously, God Hates Teh Homosexuals And/Or Colorful Parades
Pam's House Blend
by:  Autumn Sandeen
Wed Jul 21, 2010 at 08:00:00 AM EDT


http://www.pamshouseblend.com/diary/16785/obviously-god-hates-colorful-teh-homosexuals-andor-colorful-parades


I don't remember bee swarms being in the ten Egyptian plagues, but here in San Diego, bee swarms are obviously a sign that either God hates Teh Homosexuals, or God hates a colorful parade...or maybe it's  a "both" like Certs with Retsyn®; -- both a candy mint AND a breath mint at the same time!

Dunno, if they're right, then YHVH's aim's gotten really poor.
I wonder if he needs glasses...

"You can tell you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do."

-Anne Lamott

Apparently God isn't too fond of bee keepers either... The elderly couple that was keeping the hive had to be rushed to the hospital

This guy is obviously such an idiot he can't even get his fact straight.

QuoteThe pride parade goes off without a hitch, and the bees show up three days later and menace elderly people unrelated to Pride.

I really don't understand why we give these opportunistic fascists the publicity.

I had an apocalyptical revelation on this about ten minutes ago!!

"This is GOD speaking, I want you to quit picking on your fellow humans and pay some attention to the other creatures around you. The bees in other parts of the world need help from you dopes, and the ones in San Diego were just acting out to get attention on their behalf!! " (Crash, boom, lightning effects and foul gas in the air.) 

Makes more sense to me than the Screacher Man's comments.

The bees in question were probably pissed off that they didn't have a nice apiarist to drive them all over the country tasting lots of new flowers. Instead they got lemons every bloody day!