I just can't seem to get the hang of using an STP. Granted, I've only tried homemade ones. I just don't have the money to spare right now to buy one (and then have the possibility of it not working). So far I've tried making an STP from a turkey baster, medicine spoon, medicine dropper (the kind with the big rubber bulb on one end, looks like a miniature turkey baster), and two sizes of nasal aspirators. The only successes I've had is with the turkey baster, holding it on the outside of my body, but it's rather bulky, even with most of the end cut off, and I still have to use toilet paper, which isn't an option at a urinal. I'm determined to master this peeing standing up thing. Sorry for the rant, just needed to vent.