Basic differences in boy and girl camping.
Boys; we have lots of beer and fishing stuff, and the crocs are all freshies. Lets grab a coolie and do some spinning.
Girls, I've brought a heap of salads and I hope Mr Cindy can do a few BBQs, kids come here and get changed, Paul stop throwing stones at that water buffalo, it might get frightened. Susan leave the snake alone. Simon why do you want to lie in an ant's nest? Kathy I know it is your first period but we deal with them, Welcome to being a Woman, and no there are no toilets or showers.
The guys are getting drunk again, isn't that a Salty? Yes it is!
Guys come in for some food.
Mr Cindy: Thanks Doll. Isn't that a Salty, Jesus it's a big, lucky I noticed it. What's for lunch.
Guys; reckon we try downstream.
See you at dinner have a relaxing day, that's what holidays are about.
Cindy remembers she has brought a machine gun with things that launch stuff and deliver death (sorry not good on guns

), Target husband and male friends, destroyed in a rocket blast. Next day, Cindy reports to police a saltwater crocodile armed with rocket launchers and machine guns attacked a group of drunk males.
Cindy promises not to go camping ever again.
Cindy lies on her bed in Las Vagas having her toes sucked by the Chippendales, thinking, must try camping again.
Sorry - for fun only
Cindy