Granted.  The DOT takes your lawn by imminent domain and paves over it.

I wish I could sleep, and not wake up at night.

Granted, you now sleep soundly through every night but you never wake up on time ever again

I wish my T letter would come in the mail today

Granted, You may have all the T you want but there is no T shipped to your country's pharmacies anymore making you buy it from out of the country at double the cost.

I wish for a relatively pain free life from now on.

Granted. Due to an industrial accident you are left numb from the neck down.

I wish there was a high speed rail link between my town and Melbourne.

Granted, but it derails so often that it doesn't ave you any timeor money.

I wish....for 3 more wishes.

Granted--but since your turn is over...I get the wishes.

I wish my turds were smaller.
I wish this vitamin B complex didn't smell so bad.
I wish that these extra wishes doesn't confuse the game.

...But it probably will.

Granted. However, I don't know what a turd so I'll make something random smaller. Say, your head.
Granted. It's now the vitamin B simple that smells so bad.
Granted. It just confused me.

I wish it were easier to just live through life.

Yay! I love this game!

Granted, it's easier for everyone except you.

I wish I knew what happens after you die.

Quote from: The Unforgiven on November 29, 2010, 12:19:08 AM
Yay! I love this game!

Granted, it's easier for everyone except you.

I wish I knew what happens after you die.

Once you die, you're reincarnated, only to wonder what happens when you die every life you live OVER and OVER.

I wish it was easy being vegan.

Granted but it is hard to be a carnivore and  you have to listen to all of them wish it were easier to be a carnivore or vegetarian instead.

I wish I understood people more and *sigh*...

After many years pondering the imponderable and meditating deeply you gain total insight into all the people you meet.  You are so appalled you become a hermit.

I wish my tooth filling I had redone last week would stop falling out.

Granted, it stops falling out because the last time it does you lose it and can never put it back in.

I wish my body wasn't so sore.

Granted. Your body is so marvelously relaxed that you can no longer move. Premature rigor mortis sets in out of boredom.

I wish my finals would get distracted by something shiny so I could safely ignore them.

Same here
They wander off just to come back in time for next semester's finals.  You get the joy of both!

I wish the material for my Spanish lit class were more interesting/less about murder and rape.

Granted, the text for Spanish Lit is the Spanish edition of " Advanced Accounting and Double Entry Bookkeeping."

I wish the cat would stop getting underfoot.

Granted, the cat is no longer underfoot as it's securely clawed to your back. Ouch, that looks painful.

I wish I had a more entertaining way to spend this afternoon.

You do... A bunch of relatives just showed up at your place unannounced  Have fun

I wish my bruised up ribs would heal up and stop hurting so much

Your bruised rib is more than just "fine" - it's better than it's ever been before! Everyone you show it to agrees, that's one healthy-looking rib, and it defintely doesn't hurt anymore. Of course, that's because it's now sticking out your chest...

I wish for a reasonable quantity of chocolate.

You have it, but much like cake, you cannot have your chocolate and eat it too.

I wish I could compose.

Quote from: Lee on November 30, 2010, 05:21:05 PM
You have it, but much like cake, you cannot have your chocolate and eat it too.

I wish I could compose.

Granted.

Oh - did you mean you wanted to be any good at it?


I wish I had the power to clone trees.