sooo, is there anything good about masturbating? i haven't really ever felt like doing it, so huh. that people actually feel a need for it still baffles me!

Quote from: Layn on January 19, 2011, 02:34:12 PM
sooo, is there anything good about masturbating? i haven't really ever felt like doing it, so huh. that people actually feel a need for it still baffles me!

Since I was 14, the longest I was able to go w/o it was 2 weeks. After I started oral E, that changed to more like 2-3 months....and it was just...different. Injectables made my libido shoot up though and for a while I was doing it every other day again with no real relief. Since my date on Friday, I haven't felt even the slightest urge...weird =)

when i was 14 the only thing i couldn't go without for longer than 2 weeks was ... maybe chocolate?

Quote from: Layn on January 19, 2011, 03:19:37 PM
when i was 14 the only thing i couldn't go without for longer than 2 weeks was ... maybe chocolate?

When I was 14 we had to walk 15 miles to school in the snow - barefoot - standing in sauroposeidon dung to keep our feet warm; with only sharp sticks to fend off the meganeura vischerae.

Quote from: Vexing on January 19, 2011, 03:25:55 PM
When I was 14 we had to walk 15 miles to school in the snow - barefoot - standing in sauroposeidon dung to keep our feet warm; with only sharp sticks to fend off the meganeura vischerae.

And you were thankful to get it.

Quote from: Vexing on January 19, 2011, 03:25:55 PM
When I was 14 we had to walk 15 miles to school in the snow - barefoot - standing in sauroposeidon dung to keep our feet warm; with only sharp sticks to fend off the meganeura vischerae.

When I was 14 I had no idea what masturbation was. Then that age 14/15 my best friend told me what it was and I was confused. I tried it out and fell in love lmao

Bless me Father for i have sinned

It has been ___ since my last confession

i just read 3 pages of responces of people talking about masturbating at an online site for transsexuals

Father   You want me to do WHAT FOR PENNANCE 

Will you all please stop it, or else you will go blind!

Kind regards
Sarah B

Quote from: Sarah B on January 19, 2011, 04:08:37 PM
Will you all please stop it, or else you will go blind!

Please use text-to-speech, as I wasn't able to see this message.

You guys are killing me!!! Yes there is something good about it! If you do it too much & if you don't go blind your toenails will rot! Ok maybe that's a stretch.(Sorry, I couldn't resist & yes I wear glasses)
Seriously, if it works for you then it's good. If not then I guess don't do it.

LOL Ok this thread just turned hilarious =)

Speaking of.....

A dad walks into his son's room and says "Son you have GOT to stop masturbating or you'll go BLIND!"

The son says: "Dad....I'm over here."

=P

Quote from: Jerica on January 20, 2011, 10:30:35 AM
LOL Ok this thread just turned hilarious =)

Speaking of.....

A dad walks into his son's room and says "Son you have GOT to stop masturbating or you'll go BLIND!"

The son says: "Dad....I'm over here."

=P

   

ah! i've always wondered why most guys i knew in school wore glasses. that explains it all, of course!

Actually, my toenail did rot off.  But I think it was from a fungus.

Quote from: Shades O'Grey on January 19, 2011, 04:22:36 PM
Please use text-to-speech, as I wasn't able to see this message.

Using text to speech is not the appropriate solution in this case at the moment.
Take one carrot a day for the the next 10 days and if the symptons persist, I will write a referral for you to see an ophthalmologist.  Next..

Kind regards
Sarah B

Quote from: Sarah B on January 20, 2011, 02:36:40 PMNext..

How do I get my toenail to grow back?

errrrr.... what is masturbation please? 

No - don't bother, It's ok, I read about it in school once.

Man to woman "Do you know the the difference between conversation and intercourse?"
Woman "I'm sorry but I have no idea."
Man "lay down then I want to talk to you."

Quote from: rejennyrated on January 21, 2011, 03:26:44 AM
errrrr.... what is masturbation please? 
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Masturbation is a conversation with yourself...

-Sandy

"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love."

  - Alvy Singer