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"There are two ways to be fooled.  One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true." - Soren Kierkegaard

"Don't spend your whole life waiting for your whole life"
-"Ran Away To Tell The World" by Ours.

"Accidents don't just happen. They must be carelessly planned."

As people plan, the gods giggle.

We tend to experience our beliefs, instead of believing our experience.

Things we bury grow fat while we grow thin.

It does not take bravery to transition.  It takes fear.  The fear of spending one more day in the wrong gender. - Me 

If you get the choice to sit it out or dance, I hope you Dance. - Leeann Womack

The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dreams is you. - Tom Bradley

"If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague."

"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing."

 "Love is a better teacher than duty"

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction."

"In matters of truth and justice, there is no difference between large and small problems, for issues concerning the treatment of people are all the same."

Albert Einstein

To be laughed at, to be ridiculed is an affirmation. It's proof that the world's out to get us and it validates our nihilism.
To be feared is to be a god, if only for five minutes at a time. In being feared we weild the ultimate, most delicious weapon of control.
To be distrusted is human, and is a challenge. It's to be accepted, to be enjoyed, and to be attacked with the most vicious rebuttal.

There's a Chaos original for yous

"Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers." - Voltaire

"Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up, depends upon what you're made of."

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

Life is a tragedy for those who feel
and a comedy to those who think

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.

Abraham Lincoln

Life is like a lipstick, never perfect fro more than 5 minutes

Miss Diane Vreeland

A paradox is the truth standing on its head the get attention

Y`all can`t blame me, y`all are the ones that made me. Charles Manson

Every day you have grieves about your past will be count off from your future( read it somewhere)

The truth is different for everybody, depending on the perspective you look at it.

The secret to live 100 is ...to get as much credit when something goes right, and to find somebody to blame when it goes wrong...PR

LOL

Kate

You can`t be stupid and lazy,and survive,you`ll have to pick one or the other.      my Dad    I chose lazy,seemed easier , and it`s paid off

Quote from: nickikim on March 13, 2011, 05:54:05 AM
You can`t be stupid and lazy,and survive,you`ll have to pick one or the other.      my Dad    I chose lazy,seemed easier , and it`s paid off

Life is hard, harder if you are stupid
John Wayne

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -Voltaire

I don't mean to sound cold or cruel or vicious, but I am, so that's the way it comes out. - Bill Hicks

A Capricorn who eats Feta is a cannibal.