Jim and Joe were getting dressed to play racketball. They were old high school buddies and the once a month racketball sessions were the only chance they had to catch up with each other.
"Joe! You are bruised all over! What in the world happened to you?"
"Jim, I got hurt on my new diet. It's called the Purina Dog Chow Diet"
"Joe, I'm not quite sure I understand.... you are eating dog chow?"
"Jim, yup, it's the Purina Dog Chow Diet. That's what I eat."
"Okay, so Joe, how did you get hurt eating dog chow? Is it disagreeing with your skin or something?"
"Well, you see Jim, I was doing fine on the diet, losing weight and feeling that animal within me come alive again. But then one day I laid down in the street to lick my butt and a car ran over me."
Cindi
