Limericks, I will regret this post, Ha Ha

Cindy · August 18, 2011, 05:40:24 AM

A limerick is a five line 'poem' which is funny ad often disparaging, and good fun too write.

So I will start. Wrote your own limerick and we will vote on the worst,

There was a young lady called Cindy

The best limerick gets their name in for the next round. Not too obscene

Cindy

Pica Pica · August 18, 2011, 05:55:46 AM

Who had a crush on Indy

~RoadToTrista~ · August 18, 2011, 06:01:32 AM

But Indy was taken

Padma · August 18, 2011, 06:04:36 AM

I think we're each supposed to write a whole limerick, folks

.

There was a young lady called Cindy
Whose outfits all came from Rawlpindi
She learned not to hurry
When cooking a curry -
Now her dresses are covered in bhindi

etc.

Cindy · August 18, 2011, 06:07:49 AM

Yes thanks Padma,
Hugs
Cindy

Padma · August 18, 2011, 06:14:17 AM

There was a young lady called Cindy
Whose outfitters were Mork & Mindy
But the iron-on vagina
Of which she's designer
Made her bank balance rise to infindy

[okay, I'll stop now... even I'm cringing]

~RoadToTrista~ · August 18, 2011, 06:19:14 AM

Oh, I'm not that creative. >.<

There was a young lady called Cindy
Who lived in a place that was windy
She somehow caught rabies
From eating new babies
And now she somehow speaks Hindi ^.^

Pica Pica · August 18, 2011, 06:27:57 AM

There once was a woman called Trista
Who fell out with a blonde haired mista
Not being a fighter
She grabbed a lighter
And gave the poor guy a blista.

~RoadToTrista~ · August 18, 2011, 06:29:26 AM

Oh are we suppose to do the next person? Crap. >.<

Cindy · August 18, 2011, 06:39:42 AM

No we are in the :

There was a young girl called Cindy'
da da da da etc

Plenty of times to have fun with other names late.
C

Devlyn · August 18, 2011, 04:05:33 PM

There was a young girl called Cindy. She drove a fast racecar at Indy. The wind blew off her skirt, her feelings were hurt, she didn't know it would be so windy!

JungianZoe · August 18, 2011, 04:47:53 PM

No time to make up my own right now, but my personal fav was one I first heard many years ago on the '70s British comedy Are You Being Served:

On the chest of a barmaid from Sale
was tattooed all the prices of ale
Whilst on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
was precisely the same but in braille.

(It's better to watch it... at about 13:00 in this video)

Amazon D · August 18, 2011, 05:06:53 PM

There was a lady name Cindy
From UK she moved down under
there she found a new life
taking care of her wife
+ creating quite a thunder

Cindy · August 19, 2011, 03:05:52 AM

Maybe try the person above?

There was a farmer called M2M
Who decided to F2FtM
But who forgot to mention
Who was the former M2MtF2FtM
that eventually got out attention.

Devlyn · August 19, 2011, 09:02:02 AM

I enjoy this limerick game, making rhymes with somebodys name. But there's nothing uniquer, than a person called Pica, whose first and last names are the same.

Devlyn · August 19, 2011, 12:18:40 PM

We all know Padma the cutie, who took on Moderators duty. If you want to be mean, or won't keep things clean, you'll get warned along with the snooty.

Devlyn · August 19, 2011, 06:14:52 PM

Cindy knew there would be regret, in a thread with no safety net. It must be quite boring, the words that are pouring, out of my mouth won't stop just yet!

Devlyn · August 20, 2011, 12:14:55 PM

It's certainly quite unexpected, that no one here has elected, to write a short story, where Tracey gets glory, or completely dissected!

Devlyn · August 20, 2011, 07:21:21 PM

Please kindly give me your name, I will write you into this game. I'll shout and I'll curse, I'll think up some verse, for your fifteen minutes of fame!

grrl1nside · August 20, 2011, 07:40:03 PM

There once was a girl named Tracey,
She became a little bit spacey.
She was in the Army,
But went a bit barmy.
Until they took her away.

Sorry, couldn't help it...

By the way, I still want my million dollars back...

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