Quote from: sneakersjay on September 01, 2011, 08:07:04 AMKind of like I tell my kids:  Just tell people your mom is a gay man.  Because nobody is really going to believe it anyway.

Heh. Like that wonderful line near the end of Torch Song Trilogy (the movie version; I've never seen the play). Two teenage boys are in the office for fighting, and the school authority says something like "Now, I've called your mothers to come and pick you up" and one of the mothers is Harvey Fierstein.