I'll bet our Gov't screwed it all up and sent it on it's way to Russia. The mobsters will find a way to make people pay for using it.

Or...we just lost it and it's never coming back.

Aliens are just screwing with us to keep our minds off of crop circles.

Paranoid
Ativan 

All your магнитный север are belong to us

Но у нас есть более мощный южный магнитный полюс

> cue Godfather soundtrack...

Bacia la mano piciotto!

lol

Yikes that shirt in the OP makes me want to add it to the fireplace blaze in front of me...

As for magnetism, nearby volcanoes and mountains have metal deposits that mess with compasses, so finding north isn't as simple as it should be sometimes.  That's uncooperative geography for you.

It has nothing to do with magnetism, it's the paint on the end of the compass needle that's attracted to the north pole.

//Tries to pull the thread back on track. 
Topic People!!

If Androgynes were the future,  nothing would ever get done because we would all be too busy going off topic and debating over whether fruitcake is delicious or disgusting.  The whole world would be one giant.... Hey look!    Shiny thing!!!!!!

Quote from: kyle_lawrence on September 21, 2011, 10:16:11 PM
//Tries to pull the thread back on track. 
Topic People!!

If Androgynes were the future,  nothing would ever get done because we would all be too busy going off topic and debating over whether fruitcake is delicious or disgusting.  The whole world would be one giant.... Hey look!    Shiny thing!!!!!!

It's like multi-tasking, but without the dirty 'task' part.

Multi-shiny things. It hurts to be between several shiny things at once, mind working overtime to decide which shiny thing takes precedence over the others. And the thought of losing one of them, well...

What?
Ativan

Possible solution: be a shiny thing!! Then you can lose yourself in the forest and end up in a m->-bleeped-<-ie's nest (or someone bakes you into a fruitcake, or...)

I *am* a shiny thing.  Why just the other day,

SQUIRREL!!

just to make sure this thread never makes it back on topic (was there even one to begin with? something about a shirt?) a LOLcat.

I want a cat with a bowl around it's head.

Jesus christ, it seems that nobody in here ever finishes what they

started. I mean it could be...

a squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag... or is it a squid-eating doe in a polyethylene bag? Keeps me awake at night, wondering.

I has some squid-eating dough once.  It accidentally ate an octopus once and was sick for days.

Great! Now I'm craving salt and pepper squid, or is that salt and pepper chicken wings, or maybe buffalo chicken wings.  I'm just hungry.

There used to be the place that served delicious schezuan chicken wings. They closed down years ago and I haven't found anywhere else, nor could I replicate them.

Now I'm craving those.

Re: If androgynes were the future.... We would break out of the forest and conquer the world by the power of love.