There once was a girl named Padma
And she faced quite a dilemma.
Somehow she got with child
Upon which the forums went wild
She sniffed "but all I wanted to be was a grandma."

I've done everyone in this thread. Well, the ones who haven't fled! Some have stayed on, and played until dawn. No, I'm not talking about bed!

Anyone notice something about Tracey's last message?

Notice the number 666, the message from River Styx. She couldn't stop diddling, due to the devil's fiddling. He kept her 'til dawn for kicks.

I will not write any others after this last one as I've covered everyone in the thread. If a new person writes then I might awaken from hibernation.

There once was a girl named Zoe.
Who shacked up with a rather nice boy.
They lived together in Denver
Irregardless of their gender.
But got kicked out of the apartment for making too much noise...

Faux pas! Blunder! Mistake! The kind only I can make! I forgot about Zoe, and you should know, I'll probably be burned at the stake!

Lucifer came to this thread, we all were filled with dread. Not looking for a soul, but a different role, he wanted to be Luci instead!

KAT's like me are bad at rhymes.

LordKat is facing a calamity! A crime against humanity! We must teach him rhyming, and some basic timing, so he can use words like womanatee!

"KATS like me are bad at rhymes." You've mentioned that a couple times. Tell me I'm not dinner, and I'll write you a winner, to avoid marination in limes!***********I thought I'd be eaten raw, but when I looked close I saw, lettuce and tomatoes, beans and potatoes, in the vegetarian KATs maw!*************You told me to take a walk, when I told you a KAT could talk. Now you can stare, at the evidence there, is it me or does the KAT sound like Spock?******Thanks for being a good sport, LordKAT! I hope!

Kat's like me are bad at rhymes.
We're into far bigger lyrical crimes.
Can't take the spots off my back, jack.
Try to peel one off and I'll attack.
My claws are out and I'm biding my time...

From limerick to rap star...

Tracey,

You did excellent and seem to have quite the memory. I enjoyed them all.

grrl1inside,

You did excellent also.

It's over, this limerick vacation! So without further provocation, the Limericks Queen, is back on the scene, enjoying her chosen vocation!

To post in this limericks forum, requires a certain decorum. Sometimes they're good, sometimes you should, do your best to ignore them!

Helena, Gravitys Child, Rock Chick! Your wheeled equipment is trick! Past me you roared, on your sweet longboard, and I was keeping up with traffic!

Zoe said she had no time, to spin us all a nice rhyme. Now I'll start baiting, we're all still waiting. Limerick evasion is a crime!

So Tracey's the Limerick Queen!
In Spanish her name is thirteen
But everyone's lucky
Who encounters this plucky
Bostonian rockin' marine .

Cindy appointed me to this role, we didn't use a voters poll. Tracey's my name, thirteen is the same? Coincidence, no hablo espanol!************It certainly is worth noting. 'twas Cindy who cancelled the voting. She knew we'd fight, for half the night, that's why she's gone out boating!

There once was a woman named Cindy
Who was married to a to a guy named Lindy
Though she smiled that she was taken
She couldn't even cook bacon
Now she lives outside where it's windy

There once was a man from Poughkeepsie
Who liked to find women that were tipsy
At first they would whine
But when they saw his "big 9"
They smiled and weren't whistling Dixie!vnckwp

Nice limericks.
it's a shame i'm rubbish at them. XD

This limericks thread has been loafy, but I've written another trophy. A chatter named Jane, came down Forum Lane, introducing herself as Sophie!