You're watching anime when all of a sudden a brightly coloured scene comes on, and you have a horrible seizure, which results in you hitting your head on the corner of a coffee table (this actually happened to one of my dad's clients, thankfully he didn't die, he was just really hurt)

Death by the tooth fairy - literally or figuratively

You put one of your teeth under a pillow when the tooth fairy comes and decides she wants the rest of your teeth so she knocks them out and you bleed to death.

Death by a wireless computer mouse

Well I have my wireless mouse and I try to work with it when all of a sudden the battery runs off. I have so much work to do that I try to use the mouse while plugged to the power charger, but a thunder reaches the ground in the nearby and it doesn't work it anymore. So I open it just to find that the chemical batteries are all melted inside the shell, when I see that in the middle, just above the laser the wheel is in reality the home of a little hamster very angry for all the fuzz. He jumps out of the mouse and tries to kill me with a jugular bite but I avoid him making two steps behind, when the light comes back the electric charger and the melted chemicals explode and throw pieces of mouse everywhere and I and the hamster sit down and relax enjoying all the light surrounding us, joining a life long friendship till we eventually die old.

Death by supermarket.

You run in a supermarket and trip over a wet floor sign breaking your neck in the produce section

Death by a lamp shade

Quote from: Malachite on January 16, 2012, 04:15:34 PM
You run in a supermarket and trip over a wet floor sign breaking your neck in the produce section

Death by a lamp shade

I probably shouldn't mention wwII here. No I shouldn't.

You decide to do the archetypical drunk partier thing and dance around with a lampshade on your head, but because you are drunk and partying and can't see, you of course fall down. You break your leg and some of the bone pierces the skin, and your fellow partiers are too inebriated to get you to the hospital before sepsis sets in. You go into shock and die.

Death by good intentions.

You are driving when you come across a dying cat on the side of the road.  You pull aside to check on the cat with good intentions to care for it and it has rabies and bites you.  You go crazy and run in the middle of the road and get hit by a car and fall into a nearby lake and drown.

Death by public speaking

Quote from: Malachite on January 23, 2012, 10:53:55 AM
Death by public speaking

The microphone is actually a Decepticon, transforming into a cyber anaconda which subsequently eats you.

Death by scone.

You ate a bunch of scones that accidently had rat poision dumped in it and died.

Death by laundry basket

Quote from: Maya Zimmerman on January 23, 2012, 04:20:15 PM
Death by philosophical inquiry.

You stop thinking. Therefore you aren't.

Death by Wikipedia.

Quote from: Maya Zimmerman on January 23, 2012, 05:05:21 PM
Death by metaphor.

You inadvertently use a simile instead of a metaphor, and a grammar nazi bludgeons you to death with a copy of The Do's, Don't's and Maybes of Grammar.

Death by Nutella.

You get overly excited and dump the whole jar on your face. Then it goes up your nose and suffocates you.

Death by smurfs.

You were walking on the street when you see the actual smurfs fighting each other and then run after you so you run and accidently impale yourself on a tree branch and die.

Death by T-Shirts

T- shirts with a bullseye on them are always dangerous! Death by pencil.

You were running with a pencil and then triped when the pencil went up your nose and through your brain

Death by laptop.

Quote from: Malachite on February 28, 2012, 06:28:16 PM
Death by laptop.

The battery overheats and ignites your pants.  You are incinerated.

Death by teeth whitening strips.

You accidently choked to death on those teeth whitening strips.

Death by a unicorn.

Quote from: Malachite on March 09, 2012, 10:52:43 PM
Death by a unicorn.

I told you not to play leap-frog with it.

Death by Mr. Limpy.

You were in the sex shop looking for a Mr. Limpy when you bumped into a shelf and then a crate of Mr. Limpies fall on your skull crushing it.

Death by a toy basket.

You didn't listen to your mother and continued to put your toys in your mouth!

Death by Leprechuan

You were running along the street not paying attention when all of a sudden you tripped over a Leprechuan gnome breaking your neck.

Death by a sack of potatos.