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How do you turn down the stubborn straight guy?

Started by GentlemanRDP, February 01, 2012, 09:23:21 AM

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Kreuzfidel

I had a email-penpal in Germany who, unbeknownst to me, had become infatuated with me.  I didn't think to write him with the bigtime move to Oz and about 6 months later, my mother told me that he'd tracked down my sister on facebook and had been harassing her for info and, the biggest shock of all, had found my mother's home address and mailed her a letter talking about how he wanted to find me and fly me to Germany and how happy I made him.  YUUUUCK.  Does that count?
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caseyyy

Quote from: Kreuzfidel on February 03, 2012, 08:52:24 PM
I had a email-penpal in Germany who, unbeknownst to me, had become infatuated with me.  I didn't think to write him with the bigtime move to Oz and about 6 months later, my mother told me that he'd tracked down my sister on facebook and had been harassing her for info and, the biggest shock of all, had found my mother's home address and mailed her a letter talking about how he wanted to find me and fly me to Germany and how happy I made him.  YUUUUCK.  Does that count?

Gross. Have you gotten rid of him?
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Kreuzfidel

Yep - I told him to get stuffed and that the chief of police assured me he would arrest him on-site if he ever showed up at my mother's house.  Crazy ass people out there.
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Darth_Taco

Quote from: Nygeel on February 01, 2012, 11:07:50 AM
Tell him he's not your type. Tell him you like guys with (insert feature he doesn't have). Tell him you like women and not men. Laugh in his face when he asks you out. Pretend you didn't hear him ask you out.
Every time you see him don't talk, just look at him and make this face until he walks away.


Tell him something gross or creepy that you would "want to do with him" like telling him he has a nice nose and that you would like to harvest it as part of your nose farm...or that you were staring at him while he was in the bathroom.
Don't forget to commit to it!
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Natkat

Quote from: Felix on February 02, 2012, 08:39:25 PM
I tend to tell them I'm more into whatever gender they don't appear to be. Or I scare them by telling them what I do for a living. XD

now I start to get curious...
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