I don't have any dysphoria surrounding my bits, so I'm not really in need of affirming or gender-neutral language to describe them. That said, I really enjoy calling it my ->-bleeped-<-, or my junk. ->-bleeped-<- especially. Both of those describe the whole area, though, so I use 'clit' or 'vagina' or 'lips' where appropriate.

Quote from: Felix on April 04, 2012, 10:43:21 AM
Isn't your fanny supposed to be your backside?

LOL!!!! I never heard that before, too funny......

Quote from: Sephirah on April 04, 2012, 10:46:40 AM
Not in the UK, over here it's a colloquialism for a vagina. Which may explain some strange looks that US tourists get in the back of taxi cabs.

Oh gosh, Sephirah thats hilarious, thats the best laugh Iv had in a long time, ''strange looks that US tourists get in the back of taxi cabs'' now a person who makes me laugh is super sweet lol.
But back on topic, when my exboyfriend penetrated me with his cock, he use to say, ''sweety you'v a tight fanny'' it wasn't my backside, but my tight pussy, maybe thats why ''fanny'' is offensive and derogatory, getting confused between a vagina and a backside, never like the word or ->-bleeped-<-, its my girl or my pussy.
p

Sooo, I'm assuming you don't have the term "fanny pack" in your lexicon. It would be quite dirty with your meaning. XD

Fanny packs are stupid anyway.

Quote from: Felix on April 04, 2012, 09:57:19 PM
Sooo, I'm assuming you don't have the term "fanny pack" in your lexicon. It would be quite dirty with your meaning. XD

Fanny packs are stupid anyway.

Lol, we call them 'Bum bags'. >.< In some ways that's even worse.

Quote from: Kyyn on April 04, 2012, 11:31:53 AM
Sidenote; when did the names "Dick" and "Fanny" turn into meaning Penis and Arse(it means arse in Aus too - though its almost never used)?
I mean, surely the names came first?

Interesting.. As far as I knew, fanny was another word for vagina - although I was aware of the different meaning in the US, my peers have always used to refer to a vagina..

I grew up in Melbourne and then moved to Adelaide - I wonder if that makes any difference?

I like the word "Junk" and clam lol

I call it my "foof" 

Clit and pussy make me cringe so much

I tend to refer to my junk as the annoying dangler and jingle balls but I'm kinda weird like that 

Quote from: Jeatyn on April 08, 2012, 04:11:29 AM
I call it my "foof" 

Clit and pussy make me cringe so much

When I was a child the word was "tutu." Foof reminds me of that.

Re dick and fanny:
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=penis
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fanny

and for fun:
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=26606
http://christwire.org/2011/12/51-christian-friendly-words-for-testicles/

"Va-jay-jay" or "hoo-hah" are the most said by me.  I also say "bits".  I'll use the technical terms when talking to someone in a professional manner, though.  It depends on my mood and where I'm at.

Somebody here used the term "giblets" recently and I almost choked.

Vagina, clitoris, boobs, etc.

I tend to call mine: my bits.

junk or dick. 

Oh you mean my overgrown clit?

Quote from: Jeatyn on April 08, 2012, 04:11:29 AM

Clit and pussy make me cringe so much

SAME.
I really hate the word 'pussy'. I dont even like it when its used in terms of cats, I call them puddy cats instead.

Now that I think about again I've got a number of humorous terms I tend to use interchangeably in reference to both male and female genitals:

goodies
yummies
yummie parts
naked parts
stuff
thangy

Quote from: Felix on April 11, 2012, 01:34:48 AM
Somebody here used the term "giblets" recently and I almost choked.

Haven't had the pleasure of meeting you in person, but just seems like you have an awesome sense of humor, Felix.

Quote from: Lyric on April 17, 2012, 10:25:05 AM
Now that I think about again I've got a number of humorous terms I tend to use interchangeably in reference to both male and female genitals:

goodies
yummies
yummie parts
naked parts
stuff
thangy

Those names are making me hungry.

Quote from: Malachite on April 17, 2012, 01:58:04 PM
Those names are making me hungry.

I guess I tend to be orally oriented.