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Started by ~RoadToTrista~, October 10, 2011, 02:52:47 PM

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♥ Dutchess

#100
March 13, 2012, 03:00:17 AM
You forget to take the potatoes out before the sack race and you trip and impale yourself on on a blade of grass

death by cheese grater
We're beautiful, like diamonds in the sky
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Constance

#101
March 13, 2012, 11:00:26 AM
Quote from: Rhi-Affirmed on March 13, 2012, 03:00:17 AM
death by cheese grater
You grate Dove soap over your pasta instead of cheese and poison yourself.

Death by Swedish Meatballs
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Sephirah

#102
March 13, 2012, 12:08:46 PM
Quote from: Connie Anne on March 13, 2012, 11:00:26 AM
Death by Swedish Meatballs

You accidentally get sat on by Magnus Samuelsson while he's warming up for a powerlifting competition.

Death by constipated albino ferret.

Natura nihil frustra facit.

"You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." ~ Buddha.

If you're dealing with self esteem issues, maybe click here. There may be something you find useful. :)
Above all... remember: you are beautiful, you are valuable, and you have a shining spark of magnificence within you. Don't let anyone take that from you. Embrace who you are. <3
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Constance

#103
March 13, 2012, 12:14:54 PM
Quote from: Sephirah on March 13, 2012, 12:08:46 PM
Death by constipated albino ferret.
The White Weasel is cunning, they say. But also irretrievably stupid. It mistakes you Exlax and devours your in an effort to relieve it's intestinal suffering.

Death by Mass Effect 3.
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Sephirah

#104
March 13, 2012, 12:32:11 PM
Quote from: Connie Anne on March 13, 2012, 12:14:54 PM
Death by Mass Effect 3.

(I can think of worse ways to go, lol)

Hmm... you inadvertantly forget to eat and drink whilst playing, and a dessicated corpse with a huge cheesy grin is all that remains.

Death by a chess grand master with a slinky.
Natura nihil frustra facit.

"You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." ~ Buddha.

If you're dealing with self esteem issues, maybe click here. There may be something you find useful. :)
Above all... remember: you are beautiful, you are valuable, and you have a shining spark of magnificence within you. Don't let anyone take that from you. Embrace who you are. <3
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King Malachite

#105
March 13, 2012, 03:58:38 PM
You actually beat the chess master but then the chess master gets mad and strangles you to death with a random slinky nearby.

Death by a second hand T-Shirt
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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♥ Dutchess

#106
March 13, 2012, 07:13:57 PM
You hear your first Justin Bieber song and the closest thing to you is your big sisters t-shirt, you wrap the shirt around your head suffocating yourself.

death by a chess piece
We're beautiful, like diamonds in the sky
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King Malachite

#107
March 13, 2012, 08:41:25 PM
You mistake the chess piece for a granola bar and choke to death.

Death by a paintball gun
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Jam

#108
March 13, 2012, 10:11:10 PM
In yOur excitement you run  and trip, impaling yourself in the eye with your paint ball gun.

Death by false teeth
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King Malachite

#109
March 13, 2012, 10:32:39 PM
You dance you false teeth in your mouth and get into the groove so much you accidently swallow them and you get posioned and die.

Deah by a flagstone.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Felix

#110
April 10, 2012, 12:26:57 AM
Quote from: Malachite on March 13, 2012, 10:32:39 PM
You dance you false teeth in your mouth and get into the groove so much you accidently swallow them and you get posioned and die.

Deah by a flagstone.
Your body is found in the mined-out quarry, and we're still trying to figure out who killed you.
http://www.nytimes.com/1997/12/07/us/in-quarry-s-dark-water-grim-tales-of-danger-and-despair.html?pagewanted=all&src=pm

Death by record shop.
everybody's house is haunted
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Jamie D

#111
April 10, 2012, 04:21:41 AM
Quote from: Felix on April 10, 2012, 12:26:57 AM
Death by record shop.

You accidentally set a 33 1/3 rpm album you want to hear on the 78 rpm mode, it flies off the turntable and decapitates you.

Death by kittens.
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King Malachite

#112
April 10, 2012, 02:17:35 PM
Quote from: Jamie D on April 10, 2012, 04:21:41 AM
You accidentally set a 33 1/3 rpm album you want to hear on the 78 rpm mode, it flies off the turntable and decapitates you.

Death by kittens.

You were eating a steak when a group of mutant kittens came and slashed your throat while running off with the steak.

Death by tumblr
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Jamie D

#113
April 11, 2012, 02:52:03 PM
Quote from: Malachite on April 10, 2012, 02:17:35 PM
Death by tumblr

While blogging at the laundromat, you accidentally fall into the industrial-sized dryer set on "heavy load."
(The original "tumbler".)

Death by kisses

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Constance

#114
April 11, 2012, 02:58:31 PM
Quote from: Jamie D on April 11, 2012, 02:52:03 PM
Death by kisses

While shopping for chocolate at a big box warehouse store, you are smashed under a metric ton of the Hershey's product.

Death by Belly Button Lint
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King Malachite

#115
April 11, 2012, 03:06:26 PM
Quote from: Connie Anne on April 11, 2012, 02:58:31 PM
While shopping for chocolate at a big box warehouse store, you are smashed under a metric ton of the Hershey's product.

Death by Belly Button Lint

Someone decided to play a joke on you by putting their belly button lint in your sandwich and you therefore choke to death on it.

Death by capitalism
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Constance

#116
April 11, 2012, 03:35:13 PM
Quote from: Malachite on April 11, 2012, 03:06:26 PM
Death by capitalism
You sold you soul for rock 'n' roll, but the devil didn't need your body so he threw it away.

Death by Popcorn
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King Malachite

#117
April 11, 2012, 03:39:44 PM
Quote from: Connie Anne on April 11, 2012, 03:35:13 PM
You sold you soul for rock 'n' roll, but the devil didn't need your body so he threw it away.

Death by Popcorn

You insist on getting the super extra jumbo sized popcorn with as much butter as the Nile at the movie theaters and died having a heart attack.

Death by a leather jacket
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Jamie D

#118
April 13, 2012, 05:39:05 AM
Quote from: Malachite on April 11, 2012, 03:39:44 PM
You insist on getting the super extra jumbo sized popcorn with as much butter as the Nile at the movie theaters and died having a heart attack.

Death by a leather jacket

After donning your new leather jacket, you were run down by a rival motorcycle gang.

Death by The Rolling Stones
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Constance

#119
April 13, 2012, 11:59:23 AM
Quote from: Jamie D on April 13, 2012, 05:39:05 AM
Death by The Rolling Stones
Your optometrist gives you a new prescription that allows you to see much more clearly and with greater detail. You see a photo of Sir Mick Jagger and Keith Richards and the sheer horror of the site stops your heart.

Death by Roast Chicken
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