Quote from: V M on April 13, 2012, 09:07:21 PM
Dear Aunty Cindy

I'm rather tall with long blonde curly hair and fairly well developed breasts and I'm planning to do a bit of gardening over this spring and summer

Should I wear a bikini and a pair of cute pumps with maybe a festive tropical sarong about my waist? Would a large brimmed floppy hat and beach tote be fashionable? Also what color lipstick and nail polish do you think would work to tie it all together?

Your's truly,

         Jungle Betty

Dear Jungle Betty,
You are obviously a big boobed slut. I suggest a large paper bag would be suitable attire.

Aunty C

Um, well ja now fine auntie, where can I learn to be a really good "big boobed slut" um, 'cause I see guys are just going for those and, auntie, ah um, you see I'm not doing so good with all this, with men and stuff, ah... you know then, hey.

So, I was ma thinking you can advise me with a real noice website that has then all this stuff I need to learn, hey. And please auntie, ah... I'm a bit shy and stuff, so you will not tell anyone, hey.

Thanks auntie,
Annonymous
PS: oh, and sorry for all the bad spelling, hey...

Dear Aunty Cindy

I was painting my toe nails and noticed that not all my toes are the same length    Could this be a sign of maladjustment?

Thanx much

           Canberra Martha

Dear Canberra Martha,

This is a clear sign that you have only just evolved from an ape. Avoid trees or you will be swinging through them.

Aunty C

Quote from: Axélle-Michélle on April 14, 2012, 06:19:47 AM
Um, well ja now fine auntie, where can I learn to be a really good "big boobed slut" um, 'cause I see guys are just going for those and, auntie, ah um, you see I'm not doing so good with all this, with men and stuff, ah... you know then, hey.

So, I was ma thinking you can advise me with a real noice website that has then all this stuff I need to learn, hey. And please auntie, ah... I'm a bit shy and stuff, so you will not tell anyone, hey.

Thanks auntie,
Annonymous
PS: oh, and sorry for all the bad spelling, hey...

I of course will keep this secret, what makes you think you are not a big boobed slut? It seems perfectly obvious from your avatar.

Aunty C

Dear Auntie Cindy,

Can an ethical vegan, in good conscience, use a leather cat o' nine tails, as either the dom or as the submissive?

Quote from: Jamie D on April 15, 2012, 02:46:07 AM
Dear Auntie Cindy,

Can an ethical vegan, in good conscience, use a leather cat o' nine tails, as either the dom or as the submissive?

Your diet should have no influence on how you play with your pussy. That you have nine of them shows you are a freak.  BTW Jamie D, ethical and good is an oxymoron.

Aunty C

LOL!!! This thread is amazing. XD

Dear Passage,

Are you Back?

Aunty C

Um, oh oreight then, well ahhh, so the foist fing with that avatar as you call it seems them just fine, hey? Lecker, and hey thanks loads auntie.

Now I was till thinking that because of I want a high standard of guy in my life, it is a problem because of that edamocation I peaked out at not so high a level, hey. You know then, loike um std. 6 are what it's called - heck or was called, I mean what the f**k can I remember, hey. Ah, sorry for using bad words, but hey you know then...

Now it is what I need to ask. How must I now fruther this my edamocation, or you feel having right soize breasts is be just fine for the higher loike kind of guy the? Craiky that spelling, I'm so sorry, hey you know then.

Man, auntie it can be so hard for a wemyn - you know then, ne. You do, hey?

Now thanks again hey, and for the big patience ne, that you have, well ja now fine.

Vallerie, vallera, hopsasa, ha ha, um - I'm annonynous really of cours hey, just so happy hey

Dear Aunty Cindy,

I am a prostitute independent contractor and my pimp broker is keeping all the money I get from my johns contracts.  Can I hire some one to kill sue him to get the money back?

Street Walker

Quote from: Cindy James on April 15, 2012, 03:35:38 AM
Dear Passage,

Are you Back?

Aunty C

Dear Aunty Cindy,

Yesh.

- the Passage

Hey auntie,
ach soory to give you so much think work here, but I now have this new wery bad problem with when I put on my sexy panti-hose, hey.

Now, what has girl to do here? Put the nikers I mean you know panties on top of it, or under it, or can we just go sonder that stuff then? Cause it actually says panti-hose and am sure they don't mean panti as in like panting, the guys do when they see all the way up there, hey

So, you see we really do need advise on this stuff - also just to be save, hey.
Now my friend says - no panties! Like the hose panti is just fine, and to put this other stuff in it if we have a problem with leaking, hey you know then...

Thanks auntie, and sorry for giving you so much work here, ey.

Quote from: Ms. OBrien on April 15, 2012, 09:31:15 AM
Dear Aunty Cindy,

I am a prostitute independent contractor and my pimp broker is keeping all the money I get from my johns contracts.  Can I hire some one to kill sue him to get the money back?

Street Walker

Dear Street Walker,

I would have thought you would have to pay the johns

Aunty C

Quote from: Axélle-Michélle on April 15, 2012, 10:26:45 PM
Hey auntie,
ach soory to give you so much think work here, but I now have this new wery bad problem with when I put on my sexy panti-hose, hey.

Now, what has girl to do here? Put the nikers I mean you know panties on top of it, or under it, or can we just go sonder that stuff then? Cause it actually says panti-hose and am sure they don't mean panti as in like panting, the guys do when they see all the way up there, hey

So, you see we really do need advise on this stuff - also just to be save, hey.
Now my friend says - no panties! Like the hose panti is just fine, and to put this other stuff in it if we have a problem with leaking, hey you know then...

Thanks auntie, and sorry for giving you so much work here, ey.

Dear Axelle,

Do yourself and the guys a favour. Wear the panti-hose as a stocking mask.

Hugs
Aunty C

Dear Aunty C,

I was at the pub earlier and these little weedy looking men were giving me a hard time.. Is it OK for me to beat them to a bloody pulp next time I see them? Or should I just wave my wang at them?

Hugs,
Kelly

Quote from: kelly_aus on April 16, 2012, 01:58:33 AM
Dear Aunty C,

I was at the pub earlier and these little weedy looking men were giving me a hard time.. Is it OK for me to beat them to a bloody pulp next time I see them? Or should I just wave my wang at them?

Hugs,
Kelly

Dear Kelly,

As long as you bash them in a lady like manner, this is socially acceptable, at least in the primitive parts of Adelaide that you frequent.

Hugs

Aunty C

Dear Aunty Cindy,  one of my children, young Sebastian,  has revealed he is a  Collingwood supporter. 
Is this condition treatable, and will it result in a diminution of his intelligence? 
Should we ban him from all family functions until he comes to his senses, and is it legal for me to cut him out of my will if he does not? 

Gentlewoman of Carlton.

Quote from: Cindy James on April 16, 2012, 03:13:42 AM
Dear Kelly,

As long as you bash them in a lady like manner, this is socially acceptable, at least in the primitive parts of Adelaide that you frequent.

Hugs

Aunty C

Dear Aunty C,

Is a brick in the bottom of my handbag considered lady like?

Hugs,
Kelly

PS: No comment about the places I frequent - Hyde Park is far from primitive..

Quote from: justmeinoz on April 16, 2012, 03:25:41 AM
Dear Aunty Cindy,  one of my children, young Sebastian,  has revealed he is a  Collingwood supporter. 
Is this condition treatable, and will it result in a diminution of his intelligence? 
Should we ban him from all family functions until he comes to his senses, and is it legal for me to cut him out of my will if he does not? 

Gentlewoman of Carlton.

A Collingwood supporter? OFF WITH HIS HEAD!