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Started by ~RoadToTrista~, October 10, 2011, 02:52:47 PM

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King Malachite

Quote from: Connie Anne on April 13, 2012, 11:59:23 AM
Your optometrist gives you a new prescription that allows you to see much more clearly and with greater detail. You see a photo of Sir Mick Jagger and Keith Richards and the sheer horror of the site stops your heart.

Death by Roast Chicken

You were eating roast chicken so fast that you choked to death.

Death by reincarnation. 
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Jayr

You reincarnate as a toaster strudel, are shoved in the toaster and slowly cook too death.
If that didn't kill you than the kid eating you will.

Death by Snorlax!





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King Malachite

You saw a giant Snorlax statue and then proceeded to hug it.  That's when the statue tumbled over you and you were crushed to death.

Death by a shoe.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Constance

Quote from: Malachite on April 20, 2012, 01:39:38 AM
Death by a shoe.
You went to the home of the Little Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe who had so many children she didn't know what to do. So, the brats ate you.

Death by Fashion

King Malachite

Quote from: Connie Anne on April 20, 2012, 09:52:15 AM
You went to the home of the Little Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe who had so many children she didn't know what to do. So, the brats ate you.

Death by Fashion

The fashion police actually started carrying guns and  they found out that your closet was full of 50's attire.....needless to say what happened next.

Death by radio
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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LordKAT

You were playing Trivia Grit 43 and gave so many wrong answers that your teammates put that radio where it has never gone before.


Death by Apathy
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King Malachite

Your apathy while driving a car caused you to crash and die in a firery explosion.  Even then you still didn't care.

Death by cream cheese icing.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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kviggo

The cream cheese icing was delicious enough for you to shove your face into a pile and clog up your nose and mouth, suffocating yourself to death in cheesy goodness.

Death by Post-It.
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King Malachite

You put a post-it note on your burger thinking it was cheese and you choke on the post it note to death.

Death by a steak.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

Your steak contains a form of unknown pathogens from a foreign 3rd world country that eat you from the inside out.

Death by oxygen.
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

Suddenly you are reincarnated to a fish underwater and spot that nice pink worm dangling on a shiny hook....

Death by Russia
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

The whole "communist" freak out starts up again and you are targeted as being one of those lovely little spies and is turned over to the CIA for "questioning" ~.^

Death by Game Controller
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

While you were playing a game it froze and did not autosave so you get so mad you hit the game controller over your head until you crack open your skull.

Death by Egg Drop Soup
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

The egg in your soup turns out to be an alien and decides that humans are quiet tasty and go well with broth

Death by Fake Plants
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

You decided to make your room into a jungle with fake plants when you tripped and got strangled to death over  plastic vine.

Death by Hooters workers.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

haha you get smothered by boobs (nice way to die)

Death by bottle caps (not the candy)
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

That's the problem....you THOUGHT they were candy....all 87 of them.....you died from internal bleeding.

Death by robots.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

The "promised car" turns out to be a decepticon that hates squishes and he throws you out while you're going 90 down the interstate

Death by vaccuum cleaner
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

You decided to put your mouth on the vent to get the piece of carrot stuck in your teeth out but the vaccum sucked all of your insides out.

Death by a Tiger Woods poster.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

You see it in the middle of the night and think its someone breaking into your house, scaring yourself so bad that you give yourself a heart attack (oh that was lame >.<)

Death by thumb tack
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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