Liquor than beer, never fear.
Beer than liquor, never sicker.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker! Hugs, Devlyn

For guys: Don't pee into the wind.

For girls: Look under the seat before sitting.

For guys stand closer it isn't as big as you think.

For girls, check for redbacks (Aussie humour)

"Wein auf Bier, das rate ich dir,
Bier auf Wein... das laß sein."

"Wine on beer, I'll advise you here,
Beer on wine ... good for swine"

(not quite litteral but you'll get the point, eh?)


Vordermann! Seitenrichtung! Auf Rohrlänge aufschließen!  Eins, zwei, links, rechts...

Front man! Lateral direction! Catch up to barrel-length! One, two, left, right ...

(moving up closer than to barrel-length... would have some serious consequences, oh yes!)

Axelle

Can't means won't

it may or may not get better real fast but it sure gets interesting which is worth being around

Listen to that little voice in your head when it says DON'T DO THAT

The country is way more peaceful than the city

Cancer is usually from doing something over and over.. so try diversity in your life / diet

Sex definately is not all its cracked up to be .. but you won't know that until you nip it in the bud

getting old is a lot more fun than you might think

Don't do something dumb which will ruin the rest of your life

Your sense of self is worth way more than any money or career

Good people like good people nasty people only are liked by themselves

If you love hard work you will always find work and good people who appreciate hard workers

Grow your own food you will be surprised how much you save and how great it taste

Eat food because it makes you feel good inside not just because it taste good

Listen to the elderly they have been around to know better

God is love , Love is God , make a resting place in your heart for Love/God

Guys:

We aim to please.
You aim too, please.

Girls:

Cover if you hover.

"Wenn über eine dumme Sache endlich Gras gewachsen ist, kommt so ein Kamel, das alles wieder runterfrißt"

Once grass has finally grown over a bad affair, some stupid camel comes along and chews it all off again.

"We don't swim in your toilet, please don't pee in our pool."

<over male urinal>

- Note: More then 3 times shaking off, is masturbation! -

Quote from: Felix on April 22, 2012, 10:58:18 PM
"We don't swim in your toilet, please don't pee in our pool."

I stayed at a hotel years ago in Texas, they had a sign (I hope I remember this correctly) :

QuoteWelcome to our Ool.

We have a nice, clean Ool.

You'll notice there is no "P" in our Ool.

Please help us keep it this way.

Quote from: Axélle-Michélle on April 22, 2012, 11:17:46 PM
<over male urinal>

- Note: More then 3 times shaking off, is masturbation! -

No matter how you squiggle, squirm, or dance,
the last few drops run down your pants

Sex is much like a mystery novel, once the mystery is solved the intrigue tends to vanish

Quote from: V M on April 23, 2012, 01:24:46 AM
Sex is much like a mystery novel, once the mystery is solved the intrigue tends to vanish

Wait, sex is about intrigue? I must be doing it all wrong.

*slings e-peen over shoulder and stomps off*

When all is said and done, there is more said than done.

Quote from: Jamie D on April 23, 2012, 12:59:21 AM
No matter how you squiggle, squirm, or dance,
the last few drops run down your pants

That was advise for some older dudes, not having come to grips with their enlarged prostate...

So, ... long live post-op girl plumbing, no squiggle, squirm, or dance

(Elitist? Naaah, go away already, just a fact)

Axélle

Be like Pa, not like Sis, lift the seat before you piss! Hugs, Devlyn

"Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill"

The most twee sign I ever saw in a bathroom was:

If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be a sweetie
And wipe the seatie.

Anyway:

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"

I see this thread has gone into the dirt so heres one

here i sit broken hearted paid to ->-bleeped-<- but only farted

those pay toilets suck