lame is fun!

A thumb tack fell in your cereal and while swallowing it the tack pierced a vein in your throat and you choke on your own blood to death.

Death by a clothes hanger.

Magneto decides you're in his way and pierces it through your heart

Death by lock combination code

You decided to break in a museum and attempt to open a lock with a combination code.  Only you get the code wrong 5 times in a row and after the fifth time the safe shoots a laser through you head killing you.

Death by a gym sock

Your gym sock comes alive and decides it wants to know what the inside of your stomach looks like and climbs into your mouth...

Death by shadows

You were scared of your own shadow and tried to outrun it but you fall off of a cliff in the process.

Death by a professional wrestler.

You are in your final match against a professional wrestler but slip and fall off of the raised platform and the larger guy lands on top of you and breaks your neck

Death by ceiling fan

You were throwing a ball in the air in your room when it hits the fan and breaks it off of the ceiling and crashing into you slicing you open.

Death by a poptart

you're america's most wanted and the CIA put poison in the filling, have a nice breakfast!

Death by electoral vote

The more bigger and popular states voted in a dictator and now he's ordering an execution of everyone.....great job popular states....great job.

Death by silly putty

You decide to give yourself a silly putty mustache but end up shoving some up your nose and in your panic you end up clogging your passage way and sufficate

Death by licking

You decided to lick a hibernating bear while you were drunk.  The bear woke up and it didn't wind up pretty.

Death by a flying fish

Quote from: Malachite on April 27, 2012, 12:54:00 AM
You decided to lick a hibernating bear while you were drunk.  The bear woke up and it didn't wind up pretty.

Death by a flying fish

ROFLfreakingMAO!!!

You go out on a aquatic adventure in the amazon and low and behold you see a flying fish. However, its mating season for the fish and the female fish was being chased by a flock of aggressive male counterparts and you are beaten to death by their swarmming bodies.

Death by camera flash

That camera flash sent secret codes to your mind telling you to climb the highest diving board and jump into a pool.  However the pool was waterless and you broke all of your bones. (That was the best I could think of >.>)

Death by the Grand Puba

umm....you explode randomly (what'd you like send brainwaves to infiltrate and kill my cells ^O^'; )

Death by horseradish

You got in a horseradish eating contest and won.  However it was so nasty that you puked your insides out.

Death by a giant rubber snake

Turns out, it wasn't rubber but a giant basilisk and you turn to stone after looking into its eyes

Death by flash drive

You didn't take the flash drive out safefly so the whole computer short-circuited and you were electricuted to death.

Death by a stamp collection.

As you are adding you latest stamp you've collected, you lick the back but it still contains some traces of Acid and you go crazy and think you're covered with beetles and take a kitchen knife, deciding to stab them off of you....

Death by God

God struct you down with lightening when you told a lie about not eating the cookie out of the cookie jar.

death by a toaster

Sam Witwicky was your upstair neighbor and dropped the Allspark shard the burnt through your ceiling and turned your toaster into a transformer. Unfortunately, everything the Allspark touches appearently turn into blood thirsty decepticons and he doesn't want to give you you're aresnic infused poptarts from the CIA

Death by recycling