You were on your way to recycle some cans but the homeless man beat you to death with his cane and too your cans instead.

Death by a red coat.

You make a pack with the devil to become a demon and Dante comes looking for you (ahaha different red coat ^^)

Death by etch-a-sketch

You cracked one of those bad boys open to see what it looked like on the inside and you sniffed so much of the powedery substance that your heart collapsed.

Death by tuna

The tuna don't like that you keep eating their family members and as you lay sleeping one night, they stalk into your room, pull back the covers and....

Death by silver

A sharp hard end in that silver lining in the cloud broke off and impaled you in your skull while you were walking.

Death by VHS

You decided to visit an antique store and a shelf breaks dumping a load VHS' on you of which one contains a biochemical weapon implanted by terriorists long ago. This causes an outbreak that destroys America along with you some weeks later

Death by tracing paper

Quote from: JayKyle on April 27, 2012, 01:07:01 PM
You decided to visit an antique store and a shelf breaks dumping a load VHS' on you of which one contains a biochemical weapon implanted by terriorists long ago. This causes an outbreak that destroys America along with you some weeks later

Death by tracing paper

While you were running in the art section of walmart you slipped on a loose sheet of tracing paper and hit your head on the shelf causing the shelf to fall and crush your throat.

Death by a baseball bat

You get lost while looking for the baseball field and wind up in the wrong part of town and are beaten to death by your metal baseball bat by the group of local thugs

Death by white noise

You were in search for the white noise but instead found the brown noise and crapped your insides out.

Death by a children's book

You decide to read one of your childhood favorites but become so depressed afterwards that you decide to jump off a bridge

Death by light

You were driving at night when you were blinded by another car's light and crashed into a tree.


Death by sand

You rub a lamp and ask the genie for to grant you 3 wishes, however he's in a bad mood and shoves you head into the sand and holds it down for a while...

Death by Robot Chicken

After watching the show you decided that you were going to obtain a live chicken of your own.  The chicken you were trying to get obviously did not see it that way and showed you it's objection with it's razor clows to your throat.

Death by drums

Its the 1500s and your accused of murdering, stealing, and the whole nine yards and as your led to the gallows, the drums begin and when they stop, so do you

Death by head phones

You were listening to your headphones in the bathtub when you dropped a frayed cord in the water so you get shocked to death.  Ironic the song you were listening to was Judas Preist-electric eye

Death by a toe nail

You were chewing your toe nails (*barf*) and give yourself a fungal infection in your mouth that turns cancerous and eventually kills you

Death by suds

You turn into Spongebob and catch the "suds" and wasn't cured enough intime

Death by Squidward

Squidward takes experimently steriods and goes on a rampage becoming a neo-nazi and killing everyone that isn't like him

Death by teddy bears

The government implanted recording devices in your teddy bear and heard you talk about how you think they suck so they come to your house and force you to oversdose on sleeping pills

Death by life

You life is so great and wonderful that your neighbor decides to steal it and put it in a jar

Death by Darth Vader