Death by........

King Malachite · April 27, 2012, 02:06:52 PM

You had a nightmare about Darth Vader and it gave you a heart attack in your sleep

Death by peanutbetter and jelly sandwiches.

JayKyle · April 27, 2012, 02:11:55 PM

nightmare & darth vader <3 ^^

Turns out, you've suddenly developed an extreme allergy to peanutbutter and your throat and tongue swell up sufficating you

Death by Lipstick

King Malachite · April 27, 2012, 02:26:49 PM

You swallowed too much of your own lipstick while eating so you died from the poisioning

Death by toilet paper

JayKyle · April 27, 2012, 02:30:52 PM

You're in a 3rd world country and didn't bring your own and use some that is there. However it contains bits of wood and glass and you cut yourself after wiping and bleed to death

Death by mirror

King Malachite · April 27, 2012, 02:35:32 PM

You broke a mirror and were terrified about the 7 years of bad luck so you killed yourself to avoid it.

Death by a roasted duck

JayKyle · April 27, 2012, 02:43:42 PM

A duck got caught in a nuclear blast and became mutated by the radiation growing to unbelieveable porportions. It then decided to terrorize SC and eat those inhabiting the state

Death by cat fur

King Malachite · April 27, 2012, 02:46:52 PM

A cat jumps on top of you and starts scraching. You have a severe alergic reaction to the fur and you go into shock and die.

Death by old beer bottles.

JayKyle · April 27, 2012, 02:56:50 PM

You decide to travel out into the good old mid-west, except the good old mid-west doesn't like you and you're beaten with the tree decorations

Death by french fries

King Malachite · April 27, 2012, 03:00:33 PM

You were so hungry for french fries that you forgot to chew and choked to death.

Death by 5 trees.

JayKyle · April 27, 2012, 03:03:50 PM

You decide to go for a walk in the woods and venture into Treant territory and are mobbed by a group of Twigblight thugs (geek alert ^o^)

Death by Nerds

King Malachite · April 27, 2012, 03:06:45 PM

You ate so many nerds that you became a nerd yourself and were eaten

Death by Call of Duty: Black Ops

JayKyle · April 27, 2012, 03:16:31 PM

You're game comes a live and you fail your mission resulting in your own death

Death by slurpy

King Malachite · April 27, 2012, 03:17:24 PM

You drank a slurpy so fast you get a fatal brain freeze.

Death by pigs.

JayKyle · April 27, 2012, 03:27:21 PM

You're hog tied and thrown into the pig pen who are feral from the previous meal of flesh and are ripped apart and devoured

Death by spit

King Malachite · April 27, 2012, 03:28:13 PM

You choked on your own spit while cussing someone out.

Death by the wall

JayKyle · April 27, 2012, 03:35:32 PM

While you're neighbor is choking on his own spit, he falls against the wall which brakes, collapses ontop of you and breaks your neck

Death by drawing

King Malachite · April 27, 2012, 03:42:46 PM

You drew so much that your hands fell off and you bled to death

Death by socialism

King Malachite · June 09, 2012, 11:02:57 PM

Quote from: Malachite on April 27, 2012, 03:42:46 PM
You drew so much that your hands fell off and you bled to death

Death by socialism

I suppose I will be the one to off myself. >.>

I was partying so hard in celebration for socialism that I got drunk and fell off a cliff.

Death by books.

~RoadToTrista~ · June 09, 2012, 11:19:30 PM

You opened the book too close to your face and got papercuts on both your eyeballs. You run around blind and in pain until you're hit by a train.

Death by some random old lady.

King Malachite · June 09, 2012, 11:40:48 PM

You attempted to rob an old lady but she beat you to death with her cane.

Death by the Goodwill Store

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~RoadToTrista~