Worst pickup line
After being at a bar (for karaeoke night), a guy who I have never met before comes up to me and drunkenly suggests the following:
"You look like a dirty secretary or somethin'...Hey, how about we walk on over to my place, I make you a few drinks, we snuggle for half a minute, have lots of sex and then you wake up and walk to your test in the morning?"
When I said no he said,
"Oh, well...what about your place?"
No reply was necessary. I hightailed it out of there! Sleeping alone was never so sweet!
