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Started by Osiris, October 05, 2010, 04:43:37 PM

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King Malachite

#1060
May 06, 2012, 06:34:54 PM
Granted.  Now the sun overheats and we all burn to death.

I wish my nephew wasn't in my room.
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JayKyle

#1061
May 06, 2012, 07:36:13 PM
Granted but now the two of you are in the closet together because there is a raptor in your room

I wish I knew how to end things better...
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1062
May 06, 2012, 07:40:31 PM
granted- it doesn't change the other people's thoughts though

I wish I had blue eyes.
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JayKyle

#1063
May 06, 2012, 08:01:00 PM
granted but everyone is colour blind so it doesn't matter

I wish i had more wealth
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1064
May 06, 2012, 08:37:20 PM
Granted.  You gain wealth after you die.

I wish I wasn't itchy.
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JayKyle

#1065
May 06, 2012, 08:47:52 PM
Granted but now your on fire

I wish I was an A.I. program
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1066
May 06, 2012, 09:00:46 PM
Granted but it's you are the defective type.

I wish I had ice cream.
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JayKyle

#1067
May 06, 2012, 09:07:33 PM
Granted but it was tucked in the couch cushions for a couple of hours so its melted and rather warm

I wish Gravity didn't exist
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1068
May 06, 2012, 09:10:59 PM
Granted but now friction is gone so all we do now is slip and slide until we die.


I wish I had a sub sandwich.
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JayKyle

#1069
May 06, 2012, 09:21:57 PM
Granted but it is a sub sandwich of worms and crickets and smells faintly or B.O. and old sneakers.

I wish I had a pet dinosaur
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1070
May 06, 2012, 09:34:44 PM
granted.  You get a T-rex that eats you

I wish I had some mall cookies.
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JayKyle

#1071
May 06, 2012, 10:24:43 PM
Granted but your jaw no longer works so you can't eat them

I wish I had a cigarette (OMG where did that come from!)
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1072
May 06, 2012, 10:45:23 PM
Granted.  You now have a used cigarette from the trash can.

I wish it wasn't hot.
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ffern

#1073
May 07, 2012, 06:55:53 AM
Granted, now its so cold it burns (thank you Jonathon Creek ^^^ )

I wish i could go out and dance in the rain
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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King Malachite

#1074
May 07, 2012, 07:01:35 AM
Granted but you slipped and broke your arm.

I wish exercise never existed.
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ffern

#1075
May 09, 2012, 06:08:26 PM
granted, but it is illegal to eat anthing other than celery, or the BMI police will take you away for 'inquistion'.

I wish I was better with words
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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King Malachite

#1076
May 09, 2012, 09:02:47 PM
Granted but now you can't speak.

I wish I didn't sleep all day today.
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ffern

#1077
May 09, 2012, 09:07:10 PM
granted, but now you have insomnia so bad that you cry tears of milk.

I wish i could teleport
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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King Malachite

#1078
May 09, 2012, 09:34:11 PM
Granted but you can only teleport to a cow's stomach.


I wish I had a girlfriend.
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ffern

#1079
May 09, 2012, 09:52:25 PM
granted, and she stays inflated for up to 3 days!

I wish i'd got some sleep before it was too late.
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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