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King Malachite

#1080
May 09, 2012, 10:31:53 PM
Granted.  You go to sleep and never wake up again.

I wish I had a peach.
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JayKyle

#1081
May 09, 2012, 11:18:54 PM
Granted and it has a magikal worm inside of it, accept you ate it and now glow a faint green in the dark

I wish NC would revoke that bill
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1082
May 09, 2012, 11:23:50 PM
Granted.  NC also makes all marriages illegal now whether it's gay or straight.

I wish I had more ps3 games
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JayKyle

#1083
May 09, 2012, 11:50:59 PM
granted but I stole your console so you can't play them but was kind enough to leave a note and directions to the nearest poilce station (aw ^^)

I wish I had better abs
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1084
May 09, 2012, 11:54:02 PM
Granted.  You have abs of steel but they are covered in scars.

I wish I had a soda.
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JayKyle

#1085
May 10, 2012, 12:05:58 AM
(hard core...as long as their not hearts and bunny shaped scars)

granted but is diet, flat, and some homeless man spit in it.

i wish the "one ring" really did exist
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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justmeinoz

#1086
May 10, 2012, 04:50:31 AM
Granted.  And so does Sauron.

I wish I could sleep for more than 4 hours at a stretch.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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King Malachite

#1087
May 10, 2012, 05:33:26 AM
Granted but the longer you sleep the more you wet the bed.

I wish I had some Chinese food right now.
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ffern

#1088
May 10, 2012, 08:49:54 AM
Granted, your cupboards are filled with chinese flavour soylent green, enjoy!

I wish the hover worked its self
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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JayKyle

#1089
May 10, 2012, 10:07:50 AM
Granted but now it wants to take over the world!

I wish I was a ninja pirate
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1090
May 10, 2012, 05:55:09 PM
Granted but you are in jail and can't act out on your powers.

I wish there wasn't sodium in foods.
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JayKyle

#1091
May 11, 2012, 10:07:34 AM
Granted but now all foods are 500% more fatty! *insert cheesy comerical voice* ^o^

I wish I had a job already that was pleasent and not overwhelming or gross
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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ffern

#1092
May 11, 2012, 01:03:39 PM
granted, however you have an grown an inoperable benign apathy inducing tumor and the pleasantness is loss on you as everything feels like pure unadulterated drudgery

I wish my hair grew a lighter shade
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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King Malachite

#1093
May 11, 2012, 04:55:31 PM
Granted but now your face turned purple so it doesn't match.

I wish I didn't sleep all the time.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

#1094
May 12, 2012, 01:38:38 AM
Granted instead you have to use the restroom every 5 minutes and so you can no longer sleep properly

I wish microwaves didn't beep so loud
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1095
May 12, 2012, 01:40:10 AM
Granted.  However now all microwaves overcook your food if you leave it on for more than 5 seconds.

I wish I had sour candy.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

#1096
May 12, 2012, 10:01:53 AM
Granted but its also extremely bitter and smells faintly of old people

I wish my neighbors weren't so noisy
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1097
May 12, 2012, 01:09:31 PM
Grante.  Now they stalk you.

I wish I had stronger bones.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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ffern

#1098
May 13, 2012, 04:27:48 AM
Granted, but now your burce willis and have to fight terroists. while singing 'love machine' and doing a silly dance.

I wish there was more food
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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King Malachite

#1099
May 13, 2012, 04:28:54 AM
granted but all the food was thrown into the ocean

I wish my kitten would sleep more.
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