Quote from: Cindy James on June 11, 2012, 02:51:47 AM
Geez,
The queue for the public loos must be awesome.
One of Cindy's laws of urban survival: Always know where you have a wee. Particularly when on spiro 
I once saw the perfect solution for this problem in a
junk antique shop.
It was called the "Coachman's Friend." It was designed for use by railroad conductors (coachmen), who often had no convenient place to relieve themselves while walking through the passenger cars.
It consisted of a concave flask that fitted to the lower leg of the coachman, by straps. To the top of the flask was connected rubber medical tubing, which ran up through the pant leg, to an appliance that fit onto the coachman's wiener. Whenever and where ever the coachman felt the call of nature, he need only pause for a moment and relieve himself into the flask.
Genius!
Such a device would certainly have an application today at crowded sporting events, bar-hopping, and strolls through Adelaide.