Aha! I finally got around to measuring myself.
Bust is at 29.5", hips are at 30.5", and my waist is at 23.5" (21" when I breathe in, and for wearing corsets!).
Not too bad, for a super-skinnybeans. Now, just imagine if I could gain weight! My meaningless numbers would look even better, not to mention my body!
But alas, I seem to have forgotten how to care.